I had to do the axles on my trailer this year and honestly this is one of my first thoughts when I opened up the can of Grease as well. It kind of did look tasty.
Canned humans are very not vegan 💢
Good thing I’m not vegan.
we might need an active, possibly non-ml version of !forbiddensnacks@lemmy.ml
Guaranteed to cure your constipation
Cherry pie filling. Which is mostly artificial cherry flavor like used in cough syrup, water, sugar, and corn starch. So… you probably shouldn’t eat either one.
It’s fucked up that people think that this looks edible to begin with
El Chamoy! El Chamoooooooy…!
I think slop isn’t new, can contain lots of sugar and this reminds you of it.
tbh it looks to weird to eat for me.
Forbidden Cherry Icing
Icing? That’d be filling.
Literal shitpost will occur if you eat this grease.
Id prefer a shit-stream of them screaming as they empty their bowels on a twitch stream.
Delicious strawberry flavored axle grease…
Only in America does this look edible.
Have you never made a cherry or cranberry jam/syrup. That’s exactly what it looks like when you boil red fruit and sugar together
I literally was going to say that exact thing. It’s why they had to ban kinder eggs. Everything from heavy grease to tide pods and small plastic toys looks edible to Americans.
I’m European, this looks delicious:
The green thingy looks like toothpaste
They really don’t.
Breedable 😩
The cylinder must not be damaged in any way.
Oh don’t worry… I’ll be gentle.
I… need an adult?
Suuuuper don’t eat that. Heavy weight gear oil is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted and I had only a tiny amount of it
Maybe actual excrement tastes worse, but I wasn’t curious enough to try tasting that
I don’t know about going down, but coming up your body turns off the tongue. Either that or I’ve gotten good at redirecting the stream
Isn’t this just a Farmer’s Fleshlight?
No, cows are furrier and brown.
