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Everyone clapped. Someone handed over a hundred dollar bill. The name of that Bill? (Bill Clinton/Benjamin Franklin/Albert Einstein)
Oh I completely get the last two lines. not sure what pepas and guaretas are, but I can assume from context what the pepas are for innuendo. Also, I assume voa is something mumbled into an unrecognisable form.
Also, you’re a man of many talents Jo, didn’t know you spoke spanish.
I’m going to take some boner pills with no prescription
So I can last all night giving it to you up to your guaretas
I know that you want me to plant
Beans in milk sauce (partially digested beans in cum)
that osussy got me 🥵
I saw when I went back for the link
I remember the mapping stockings to distros meme was missing opensuse and someone suggested it be socks with sandals.
https://lemmy.world/post/38457151/20364315
did you know that you can stop once she runs out of vaginal fluid? It’s true!
rent free. jeez man, take a break.
also, not every box needs your text in it.
… how do you not understand if you translated the original meme from spanish to english?
Somewhere online that’s in spanish! Let’s Go!
MOTHER FUUUUUCKEEEER
how’s ‘e commentin’ on ‘er minge if he’s doin’ 'er in the bum?
Un lugar de internet en español! va-mo!
401 active users
LA PUTA MADREEE
Joder tio
Arrelgada para uthted
Really baffled how it is not more popular.
The EU OS was looking for certain criteria, and this comparison table shows that there are some features they want that Open Suse lacks
An example of a low-budget technique was in the ad for Rekord chewing gum, where rapid zoom in/out on 12 people chanting in an empty stadium was presumably employed to make them seem like a crowd…
every time I look back at this you add more stuff. I’m getting motion sickness
🤷
EDIT : To be fair to me, I did say I was a shitty polygot, AND the languages I do speak come from largely seperate lingusitic families; turkish (Altaic) , spanish (romance) , english (germanic…mostly?). It’s not like I said I speak danish, swedish, norwegian, german,english, spanish and portuguese.
I mean, for someone who hasn’t even touched the livecd (usb?) version of open suse or its variants; nor spoken barely any of a language I spent five years studying and got a B in, I sure make quite a few jokes at the expense of germans and open suse.
the worst of it being :
https://lemmy.world/post/43247390/22192775
Why is it whenever I look inside a distro, I see one of you three?
Suse: exists
Nimm dein Handtuch und fahr zurück nach Deutschland (take your towel and go back to germany)
Sidenote : I’m the world’s shittiest polygot. I speak about 2 and a half languages, and forgot an entire language that I learnt. And no, it’s not two languages proficiently and one shittily, I struggle with 2 and speak one fluently… and the one I speak is a language I learnt as a foreigner.
At least I can say “I forgot more foreign languages than most people bothered learning”
What should I use? apt? apt-get? aptitude?
that’s not where I’m confused. You just use apt until it doesn’t work for the specific command. The ubuntu “tutorials” sometimes use apt-get , but it’s meant to be outdated on current debian.
the fun part is knowing when to use dpkg
can’t be arsed to learn a different package manager than apt (at least not if it’s not much faster and simpler than apt).
based and ubuntu tutorial crutch pilled. Just like me 😭
Yeah, makes sense. I messed it up.
Now… the broken speaking, is this because you don’t use it much, or because you’re speaking in a carribean accent? (says mr river plate with the pile of sh sounds and voseo)