he is an anti vaxxer. check the wiki or other comments

Are you visibly fat? If so, it works. The only time it doesn’t is when you are visibly ripped.

I mean, it was to eat him, no?

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Amına koduğumun piç iti yüzünden.

Milletimiz buna hiç bi şey demedi, ama gezi parkın çiçeklerine dokunursa aman Allahım, hemen protestoya direk!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences#Historical_origins
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences#Latin-derived_spellings_(often_through_Romance)

Webster’s 1828 dictionary had only -or and is given much of the credit for the adoption of this form in the United States. By contrast, Johnson’s 1755 (pre-US independence and establishment) dictionary used -our for all words still so spelled in Britain (like colour), but also for words where the u has since been dropped: ambassadour, emperour, errour, governour, horrour, inferiour, mirrour, perturbatour, superiour, tenour, terrour, tremour. Johnson, unlike Webster, was not an advocate of spelling reform, but chose the spelling best derived, as he saw it, from among the variations in his sources.

Nope.

Although unjerk, spelling reform and standardisation is very necessary for english.
Rejerk

Well, if you ace the autism test it means you have autism, meaning you want it. If you fail the autism test, it means you are being troubled by the condition of having autism, and were administered the test to verify if your troubles are stemming from autism.

Usually the tests are not given to people that can successfully mask and be classified as “high functioning”. Implying that if you are interfacing with the autism test, it’s usually not to see if your excellent programming skills stem from autism, more likely why you tend to be put in distress when lights give off a hum while you wear a wool sweater.

This particular example would be the person failing the test, because instead of correctly assuming the question was to get you to match the numbers to the correct part on the image, you failed by following instructiones too literally.

beat me to it. my favourite comment :

@JacStone98 I like how the suspect’s subtitles say “Final Fantasy 7” like he’s clueless while Columbo’s subtitles properly say “Final Fantasy VII”.

how is acknowledging an irish person making fun of brexit a reference to Hamilton?

Just finished getting the baby ready for my wife to take her to group childcare.

Shots fired.

my guy failed the autism test.

sir, this is a fast food establishment.

I guess, but my history makes me feel like I’m batting a thousand. I guess I bring that “I’ll do what your body needs, lemme know” kinda vibe to the bedroom.

Have there been misses? Of course. Have there been partners that achieved orgasm in ways they didn’t think would happen? Also yes.

There are some English words and phrases that can’t be said in American English. Like the “I inherited this government position from my father”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescott_Bush
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeb_Bush

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🇬🇧 English (Traditional)
🇺🇸 English (Simplified)

Then : Kurwa!

We’re in a different political climate than when you were young. Today’s youth can’t afford to have children, and even if they could, they know bringing a child into a world of impending climate collapse is a cruelty.

They’re jealous of your privilege and resentful that you still find the time to complain in front of them even with your good luck

the fuck are you on about? I’m talking about the generation before me lying about how the baby years of the child is the best, the same way they lied about being in school being the best. 35 is down there with school years.

I’m talking about how in contrast to what the generation before told me, starting a career turned out great for me. I’m not talking about any privilage. If it seems privilaged, it’s telling them that when they start their own career, things start to look up. maybe they’re still just “working jobs” instead of "starting their career.

Yes, I chose to have kids and change nappies, doesn’t make it any less disgusting when the shit starts going everywhere, and a billion other things I knowingly signed up for sucking.

“This is going to suck, and be worth it after”
Later : “this sucks”
You : “LOL NO ONE FORCED YOU AMIRITE?!”

Older children, sure, but there’s a lot more intense childcare that takes up a lot of time with the baby. I am kinda in some of the exception circumstance, but not with the kid.

On top of that, if you’re the sole breadwinner, you can’t just drop your job to go do some stupid shit, like I did earlier.