If anything, I am getting dumber over time.
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
If anything, I am getting dumber over time.
“You know what they say about fiat currencies don’t you? Fix It Again, Tony!”
I come here.
You may notice I’m here a lot.
HowToBasic videos that don’t feature eggs? That sounds weird.
70F, all year round. Cuz that’s basically the perfect “room temperature.”
Fr?
I need to get me an aerotrim… 🤔
“You mean Patrick Stewart?”
“No. Just Picard.”
Diogenes would have been the ultimate shitposter if the dude had internet access. He’d end up more well-known than Ken M.
What’s your favorite video game?
What’s your favorite movie?
What’s your favorite book?
If they say Call of Duty, Atlas Shrugged and Catcher in the Rye: They will never be my friend.
A friend of mine in my 20’s rode around in a dryer once when he realized he was short enough to fit entirely inside 🤣
Honestly, the only thing I don’t condone him doing is literally giving up his love. How can he be a benevolent god without that?
An aerotrim?
Iirc they were supposed to be used to measure G-forces on a pilot. But, I mean, that came from Hollywood movies so I don’t even know if NASA even actually used these things. They were fun to ride at the local fair, tho.
“I’m looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Does anyone know where I can find Amanda Hugginkiss?”
Video game specific communities. Like any random game that is even semi-popular has an active sub on Reddit. Even the most popular games in the entire world rn don’t have much activity, if they even have communities, on Lemmy.
I would rather argue the motivations of a souls boss than politics or what the best linux distro is 😮💨.
My tomogatchi didn’t fare well after I forgot it in my pants and it went through the washing machine.
Fog horn.
“Hey! Hey man, it’s Dave! I got the shit! Open up!”
“Who is it?”
“IT’S DAVE! I GOT THE SHIT!”
“Dave’s not here, man. He went to get the shit!”
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Most anything in recently years, TBH. I always check out what’s popular with the reasoning that something about it has to be good if so many people like it, and it used to work out pretty well. Not so much in the last 5 or 6 years.