I don’t tow the israel line, and they don’t seem to be coming after me!

Nah. Most of trumps stuff is just plated with immitation gold.

What if your logic is “yes I know THEY commit fraud regularly, but that doesn’t mean I have to.”?

“OH SHIT!!! WE ACTUALLY FOUND A WOMAN WILLING TO RAISE OTHER PEOPLES KIDS FOR PENNIES IN PAY??? YES I’LL TAKE THE CALL!!!”

“Hello, I’m some lady, trying to get ahold of corporate”

“…how did you get this number???”

“I know who you are. I know what you don’t want. If you are looking for an employee I can tell you I don’t need money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter get a juice box now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”

“Good luck!” click

See, when I was a kid, which was the 80s/90s, I was told adults/old people were always angry at the youth for being disrespectful. And when THEY were young, old people in their youth hated THEM for being disrespectful. And I was told when I got old, I’d understand, and I’d hate the youth for being disrespectful to me.

Except, now I’m 42, and I don’t look down on todays youth. I don’t think the majority are disrespectful. But now I see boomers who have gone from being adults, to being elderly, and they STILL look down on todays youth.

So here’s what I think actually happened. You had the greatest generation, who goes off to war, fights hitler, wins, and restores peace. They come home, horny as hell, and they FUUUUUCK!

Remember THIS picture??? Yeah, thats not his girlfriend. She’s not enjoying that kiss. Thats just some soldier who came back, grabbed the first girl he saw, forcibly kissed her without consent, and someone photographed it. Newspapers ran with it, because everyone thought it was a lovely moment. Everyone thought these two were reconnecting after years apart.

A bit of a tangent there, but it shows how horny these guys were. They just grab a bitch and have their way as crowds cheer. So inevitably this leads to the baby boom.

Now, these kids who fought in the war are having kids of their own, and as the 1950s take root, the greatest generation is trying to raise kids, while dealing with PTSD symptoms at a time when there was no help for that. Men didn’t go to therapy. Men toughed it out, and got into fist fights to let out aggression.

But now, as they’re having war flashbacks, their little 8 year old daughter is being a disrespectful little shit, because the world was traditionally based in an upbringing system where entire communities helped raised kids, with women being the main support system. Wives would come together, and help teach each others kids different lessions for a more balanced upbringing.

But now, post war, the men are back to work, but the women are ALSO still working. Thus creating a short 20 year period where most households had 2 incomes, but the ecconomy was based on 1 income per household. So these boomer kids got spoiled. Anything they wanted, they got, because why not? Car when they turn 18. All the clothes they could want. But if grandpa, who suffered through the great depression of the 1930s tried telling these boomer teenagers how lucky they are, the boomers would scoff, and say how thats not how the world works. Essentially the boomers in their youth got called disrespectful little shits.

Then the boomers grow up, and have their own kids in the 70s and 80s. These boomers who have had everything handed to them, see the technology sector start thriving and exploding in the 70s and especially 80s. They get mad that their kids play video games all day, while they had to play with a ball. So they call their kids disrespectful. And mind you, the concept of community driven parenting was never implemented when they were kids, so they as parents make no attempt to revive it. So now these Gen-X and Millenial kids don’t get parenting from their friends parents. They’re welcome in their home, but your friends boomer mother wouldn’t teach you math. That was YOUR moms job! Not hers!

So Gen-X and Millenials grow up being called disrespectful, mostly just for using technologies that didn’t exist when boomers were kids.

This was also about the time that boomers started getting highly irrational and paranoid about dangers of other people. So even though THEY grew up exploring the neighborhood without parental suppervision, they thought it was 1000x more dangerous these days. In reality, it wasn’t. Every study has shown that since 1900, it gets consistantly less dangerous every year. 2025 and 2026 may skew that curve, but that doesn’t affect the time period we’re talking about.

So now in an era without cell phones or tracking technology, or communal parenting, boomers decided that it was too dangerous to not see their kids at all times. Because only THEY knew what was best. This is where the 1980s trend of “helicopter parenting” originated.

Now flash forward to modern day, and boomers are elderly, and calling the youth disrespectful for playing music and using slang.

So, here’s what I think happened.

The boomers got called disrespectful little shits, because they were being disrespectful little shits to the generation that killed hitler before they were even born.

So they got used to older people calling younger people disrespectful. They’ve been acting on that ever since. Every younger person is disrespectful, because now it’s THEIR chance to say it.

Never once considering the fact that they were the ones being disrespectful as youth, they were the ones being disrespectful as adults, and now, they’re being disrespectful in their elderly years.

It’s why literally 3 different generations say “Ok Boomer” as a way to say “shut the fuck up, you self entitled little twat who knows nothing of the world around them”.

Oh, and I also forgot the part where boomers fucked up the planet for the past 40-50 years, depending on where you want to place the starting mark.

So now the world was fucked before I even had a chance to live. 9/11 happens 2 weeks before I’m an adult. Which wasn’t the boomers fault, but it shows where the world was at just as I became an adult. And now that they’re FINALLY losing grasp over this world, it’s too little too late. The world is now headed for full on fascism.

Yeah, I don’t think todays youth are the problem.

I built a 8x8 box out of cobblestone, with a bed, a door, and like 18 chests crammed in waaaaay too close.

Always has been. I remember in the 90s being a 13 year old boy, talking on a chat service thats long dead now. It was called “talkcity”.

They were a collection of chatrooms. They had a chatroom for every niche. I hungout in the “teenchat”.

I can remember having people message me, claiming to be 14/F/Cali. I was 13/M/Ohio.

So I didn’t think anything of it at the time. But those chats were EXTREMELY sexual. Knowing what I know now, I was probably talking to a 40 year old dude living in his moms basement.

Even though talkcity is long dead, that behavior of targeted predators is very much still alive.

You realize google owns youtube, right?

I waaaas going to make a joke here, but you said roblox.

So now I gotta be serious.

You need to take roblox away from your kids. It is a danger to them. Pedophiles play that game specifically because it’s easy for 43 year old men to talk to 7 year olds.

And the reason it’s so easy is because the CEO of the company that makes roblox has stated in the past they will NOT take actions to stop the very real pedophile problem on their servers. Essentially roblox is pro-pedo.

You need to take roblox away from your kids.

Wario is a character in the super mario bros universe. On the gamecube and game boy advance, Wario dated (or maybe still is dating?) Ashley.

See, thats because you don’t know how to raise cats. It’s ok. Most people don’t.

Here’s what you do.

Step 1, hire a clown to stand naked in the closet with a chainsaw. You’ll need this later.

Step 2, go onto your favorite dating site, find a mate, and spend the night at a hotel.

Step 3, fall in love

Step 4, move in together

Step 5, adopt a few cats. Nothing much. Just a few. 22 should be enough.

Step 6, have your girlfriend go on a fetish dating site and find a guy who’s into chastity. She doesn’t have to sleep with him ever, but now he’ll clean the house, clean the 44 litter boxes daily, cook the meals, tutor your kid in his 2nd grade math homework, tend to the garden, wash the car, clean the gutters, and then sleep in a dog cage at night.

Step 7, anytime the cats start their bullshit, you use a little water bottle to spray them and yell NO! Eventually they’ll assosiate no, with being told you don’t like what they’re doing.

Step 8, fuck with your cats brain. Stare at them wide-eyed. Just dead stare at them without moving a muscle. Eventually they’ll get bored, and look away. That’s when you start salsa dancing behind their back. Everytime they glance at you, you stop, and stare at them. If they walk away, follow them and stare. Until they look away. Then more salsa dancing.

Step 9, when they fall asleep, wrap your arms around them and cover them in kisses for being such a good cat.

Step 10, do a barrel roll!

Step 11, now when your cat starts crying outside of the door, you stare at them. They should begin to realize you don’t like them doing that, and now they stop.

Step 12, from now on, anytime they’re annoying, you be even more annoying! But not aggressive. I did not say be violent. I did not say to do anything bad. But if your cat is annoying, maybe you go over and tickle them while making turkey gobble noises.

And that should do it. A house with enough cats, and a free cleaning service to help maintain all those cats!

Now you can get on with your day!

Brainwashed people do be like “Yes master” without fail.

That can’t be true. Licking a stamp can’t be much different than licking a boot.

I think it’s more likely that they’re illiterate. Mailing a letter requires you to write the destination address. Something they can’t figure out.

…so, they “get” what RATM is doing, but they said “Hey, lets do that, but completely opposite, and standing in direct opposition of the original.”

Why not do your own thing? I’m not saying I agree with the right, or conservatives, but at least do your own things.

Then she’d be Wario’s girl.

licks your forehead

“And the rest…here on Gilligans Island!!!”

I wish it were the expiration date for Earth.

Get a box. A bunch of boxes. Walk to the first thing you see. Pick it up. Ask yourself two questions.

1. Have I used this in the past 5 years?

2. Will I use it in the next 5 years?

If you answered no, put it in the box.

Now repeat. Over and over and over. With every single item in the house.

When you’re done, take the boxes to goodwill.

Now do this same process every 5 years. And when you’re buying a new thing, ask yourself: "Do I really want this thing in my house, and add to the next roundup?

You may find you buy less things, just because your cleanup every 5 years takes too long.

They say the average person swallows 3 spiders a year.

I think we’re safe. I think WE don’t swallow any spiders, but she’s swallowed millions. So it skews the curve.