No, like one of his Islamic girls.

I’m unclear if thats some in-joke, or a linux command…I like to think of it as a jumbled bit of nonsensical jibberish, which is exactly what happened when trump was attempting to think.

I mean…some organs you do not want. Like my colon. You do NOT want my colon.

Logic says my liver SHOULD be dead by now, but somehow I’ve had no issues. Sooooooo, maybe give it to an alcoholic? Apperently booze has no impact on my liver. How it survived my 20s, I’ll never know.

And my brain??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, sorry. I was just imagining what it would be like if a silverback gorilla decided it wanted to tickle you. Because what are you gonna do? Get tickled by a gorilla, that’s what! Oh, also, my brain is weird. Probably don’t want anyone being given that.

“Good evening we begin tonights news coverage with a public shooting. It happened at a nearby McDonalds, when ouRKaoS was given his order WITHOUT recieving the apple pie they had ordered. From there things went from bad to worse. We now go live to some underpaid intern who’s at the scene, where I’m told the shooter is still killing people.”

This needs the ATHF Dr Weird intro.

You get that music, followed by

“Gentlemen…BEHOLD!!!”

And you see the shadow.

And then Steve saying “Uhhhh…I’m calling HR.”

And then Dr Weird “Awww, whatsa matter Steve??? Can’t compete with all THIS??? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

As Steve slips out the door.

I thought the comments were going to be how weird this bathroom’s layout is. They’re just looking at each other pee…

My dad used to do this with toast. He’d wake up 2 hours before me, make toast, and then let it sit inside the toaster after it popped up. For 2 hours.

Then when I came down, he’d pull them out, and place a square of cold butter in the center of the toast.

I’m like “I’ll just make the toast myself”, and he was like “no! You’re 8 years old! You’re not allowed”.

I’m 42 now. We don’t talk anymore. I see him at holidays, but yeah. Just one example of all the reasons he can fuck off.

I JUST SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!

If Family Fued had the question “Name 10 ways to get a smack in tbe back of the head from your mom”, I think “giving her the finger” might actually be the top answer.

All your family would hear it, and say “Good answer, good answer!” And it’s absolutely on the board. Steve Harvey would then make an outragious claim that your mom is whoopin your ass after that.

It’s like…Jeez, Steve! Calm down! It’s 1 slap! If your mom is realing for the cane, I think you might have just been raised in a toxic home. Which for him is absolutely true.

Ok, don’t do a thumbs up. But also don’t do a thumbs down either. Do one kind of halfway between up and down, where it’s kind of pointing to the side.

We innitially wanted something where your fingers make the shape of a T, but as it turns out, it is really really hard to move your fingers into the shape of a T. Try it. It’s akward, and painful, and it kinda sorta can be done…but also we hate it, so we decided on the thumb to the side thing. Easy to do, easy to read once you see it. That was the important part.

Oh, ok.

I remember when I was 17, my mom would hand me the phone whenever telemarketers would call.

I’d waste their time as a hobby. Sometimes I’d say my mom was on vacation in Jamaca, eating lots of blue flavored snow cones. Other times I’d say she was in the shower.

Either way, I’d start a counter to see how long they’d stay on the phone with me. My record was 2 hours 26 minutes. And my mom actually ended it. She came up and asked who I was talking to. I held up the hand signal for telemarketer.

She was in one of her pissy moods, so she grabbed the phone out of my hand, and screamed into the phone “THIS IS HIS MOM! WE DON’T WANT ANY!!!” and hung up.

To this day, I still believe I could have hit the 5 hour mark if she had just let me.

My reasoning was if they’re talking to me, they AREN’T talking to someone who could be scammed.

I mean…I get it.

I’ve had jobs before where I just DON’T do my job.

What? You say their job is important??? Oh, they’re literally running the country???

Oh.

Yeah, they should do their job.

goes back to ignoring the front desk

I think I’ll get a nap in…

Shhhhhhh…hold on…do you hear that?

…

listening

…hear it? It’s silence from all the hypocritical right wingers who see nothing wrong with this.

As long as you understand that you absolutely are taking the risk of fraud being assosiated with your own personal bank account.

Like don’t post in 2 days “GUYS!!! I WAS HACKED!!! THEY STOLE EVERYTHING!!!”

Imagine what masturbation with that bad boy must be like!!! Hoooooooooo baby!

And I was downvoted for saying there are too many variations of linux distros.

…how is this a shitpost? It’s not even a meme. It’s a word for word recreation of the actual scene, as it played out in the original show.

I don’t know where this belongs, butit’s not here. And I’m a fan of king of the hill.

Oh god…are we about to enter the era of 5000 different phone distros, that when it comes down to it are really all the same???

ZorinOS and Mint are basically the same thing. And really so are all the other debian distros.

There’s like 3 types of linux. Everything else is just an offshoot of an offshoot. Personally I think it’s severely damaged linux’s popularity. And slowed it’s advancements.

I hope thats not how phones go.

Is that why the elephants trunk was sticky?

But which came first? The elephant? Or the egg?