Me: starts reading.
Me: about a quarter of the way in…huh?
Me: skims the rest of the message. Huh???
Me: I don’t get it. I’ll just make a dry unfunny joke, and hope that being meta self reflective joke about it will confuse people into thinking it’s funnier than it is.
Oh they HAD enough children. The majority just died early. Disease, fire, cliffs, dinosaurs eating them. It was rough.
This is like someone who has faulty math, faulty logic, and fails on every level of a mathematical process. They have nothing but errors when they show their math, but somehow come up with the right answer.
Well, in the early 2000s, WWE had a faction called Evolution. Ric Flair was part of it.
So yes.
enters the lottory
What? Is that not how this works?
Actually it’s pronounced “ra-cist ass-hole”
It makes me sad that you’re talking about our president, and you aren’t wrong.
When I was a kid, I remember the standard was that if you were really good in school, got perfect grades, and worked hard to achieve your goals you might have a chance to be president one day.
Then W Bush became president. Suddenly mothers had no leg to stand on saying you need to be smart. It’s like that old Tennessee saying, I know it’s it in Texas, probably in Tennessee too, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice…shame on…uh…shame…can’t get fooled again!
And just like that, idiots can be president. Everybody thought the presidency reached the floor, and it couldn’t get any lower.
Ah, innocent times…
We had had no idea that bedrock was the goal. Now you don’t even need to be a decent person to be president. We have those close to trump saying things like “empathy is a weakness”. And once again, it feels like the presidency can’t sink any lower. But we’ve felt that way before, so I’m afraid to think that way again. As they will continue to amaze and astound us with new innovative ways to descend our nation into dizzying new lows.
Honestly at this point, I’m 50/50 on the fence on whether or not total destruction is the plan, or if literally nobody has any idea what the plan is.
Maybe they only have concepts of a plan.
It’s the bible belt. Those people don’t think with their brains. Actually, they sometimes don’t think at all. Welcome to America! Where we tore down a beautiful land, full of lush trees, running rivers, breathtaking mountains, and sprawling deserts, in exchange for strip malls, churches, dry ravines, mountains of garbage (both figuratively and literally), and casinos.
You’re seeking morality from a nation who twice elected an open racist. Your expectations of this country are too high. We are trash. And I won’t change my opinion until society does better.
We should go visit them.
gestures to everything
I wish I could be acknowledged as being my own person.
Just like your mom does!
This is the dog version of mom raising the kids while dads at the bar.
Well now you get diabetes by winning.
How can you be an ickplant when you see these images??? Cats are the best.
You could do what I do. Say all the things. Contradictory things. I never say anything. But what I say is the truth, so I can always fall back and say I told you so. And you’d never know what it is, because I’ve said too much, and nothing at all. Where is the cookie man in our time of vegitables? Now where did I put that corn? I gave it to Dr Katz, medicine woman. I jaywalked just last week! No babies were harmed in the filming of this movie. I don’t know the muffin man, stop asking! Where was I? Where were YOU??? I never had corn in my life. Batman is just a muscular version of Ted Turner. Now have fun deciding what to make of any of this. I never said that.
Its an event that only happened like 2 months ago. People sat down, wrote an entire musical show, wrote all new songs, a story, the whole show. Then they held auditions, cast it, rehearsed it, got it ready for debut night. Then found a theater, rented it for the duration of its run, and apperently forgot to advertise it, becsuse the first time I even heard of it is AFTER the entire run of shows are all sold out.
And you’re worried that the show is starting small???
I literally checked to see if this was one of the two communities I mod. It’s not. Otherwise I’d have swung the ban hammer.
Now, lets say you got 4 of these turtles together, and had them be raised by a rat. And taught them martial arts…
Do you think you might have a chance at meeting that cute reporter girl on the news?
hugs you
I know this doesn’t change what your body is doing to you, but I hope it at least makes you feel loved.