Verbal.

¿Por qué no los dos?

The ol’ Dirty Sanchez

Besmirching Elmo’s good name. 😞 Awful.

even Oscar the Grouch has cleaner hands than this whole admin, and that motherfucker lives in a garbage can.

👆

The best suggestion anyone could give here is to seek out professional help because this question is way way way too big and serious for the likes of Lemmy.

My internal monologue adopts whatever voice end accent fits the situation and what I am thinking about. Otherwise it is mostly ethereal and has no sound unless I think about it and give it a “voice.”

The Stanley Vincent van Parable

Indignation: Give me a fucking break!
Agreement: Fuckin’ A.

90s Mentadent got you, bro.

/thread

Holy shit.

Yeah… You wanna know why? Because some big shot over at the weiner company got together with some big shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public! Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nitwits who’ll pay for things they don’t need rather than make a stink. Well they’re not ripping off this nitwit anymore, because I’m not paying for one more thing I don’t need! George Banks is saying NO!

Sometimes in the grocery store I think about this scene from Father of the Bride a lot.

Also I think a lot of people misunderstand the definition of “low-stakes conspiracy.”

The cost of making spambot AI reveal themselves in all caps rhyming poetry?

Priceless.

For everything else there’s Mastercard.

It feels odd/uncomfortable that we have AI governance working at credit card companies, but I guess you could do worse than someone who actually understands how to bait them.

I have tried journaling numerous times, particularly for mental health reasons as it is supposed to be helpful, and it has never worked for me as something helpful to do. It just makes me ruminate even more.

That’s literally why it was my choice. It’s one of the biggest budget films ever… and also one of the biggest flops ever.

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Conservatives hate this one weird trick to get a dick!

That’s incredibly tragic. I might still be single, and I’ve dated some beautiful women, but none of them wanted to hurt me.

I can hear it in my head.