Yeah… You wanna know why? Because some big shot over at the weiner company got together with some big shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public! Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nitwits who’ll pay for things they don’t need rather than make a stink. Well they’re not ripping off this nitwit anymore, because I’m not paying for one more thing I don’t need! George Banks is saying NO!

Sometimes in the grocery store I think about this scene from Father of the Bride a lot.

Also I think a lot of people misunderstand the definition of “low-stakes conspiracy.”