He pees for ninety seconds?!
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Hey, you guys need to stop reading the lamestream media.
THEY’RE LYING TO YOU.
This elephant seal had a gun, and he pointed it at the officers that acted in pure self defense.
Also, Alex Jones popped like a balloon and NOBODY is talking about it.
I fucking hate onedrive so goddamn much.
Why it’s the FUCKING DOCUMENTS FOLDER like five folders deep now?
Fuck you, Microsoft.
This isn’t creepy enough. He’s watching people in the shower. He’s watching when they take a shit. He’s watching when they don’t know. That’s Zuck.
That’s every billionaire fuck.
They’ve been doing this so long it’s ridiculous.
People keep using it.
In general, people don’t give a fuck about anything unless they personally experience consequences.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They don't cover nuclear war? Pass.
12·5 days agoIs this healthy paws?.
FUCK HEALTHY PAWS.
They will fuck you all over if you sign up. Get off them now. They raised my premium from 80 to 300 dollars.
FUCK YOU HEALTHY PAWS. FUCK GODDAMN YOU. I HOPE YOU FAIL AND DIE IN THAT ORDER.
Like a good American, he completed his purpose for his masters.
He was a bitch. And he was proud of it.
Fuck him. Fuck these shitheads. Fuck it all up, everyone.
Pick me to one when you’re there, please. I don’t want people thinking I’m profa like Hitler.
There’s a difference between disabling a flock camera and protesting.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I gotta feeling, that tonight’s gonna be a good night.
71·6 days agoDoes that drink give you the shits? Any time I see “zero sugar”, I wonder how bad the fallout will be.
This is a rhetorical question, fuck monster. They sponsored Trump’s weird UFC fight.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksto
pics@lemmy.world•Members of Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, REUTERS/Cheney Orr
13·8 days agoOh look, everyone. A couple of dandelions mascarading as tough guys.
No big breaths, snowflakes melt easily.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The end of civilization costs $5
15·9 days agoIt emphatically is easy… But a clear ice mold for the less than 5 dollars and make unlimited cubes.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum
10·10 days agoI’m sorry my country is exposing you to this. Just grab it if you ever see it, he said it was okay.
You’re not my Dad.
I baldness she’s referring to Catsup.
Ima a poop in the sink.
Meanwhile, I’ve seen zero of these issues on windows 11.
Windows sucks, fuck Microsoft, but stories like this are insanely overblown. It remains the most compatible way to play games without hassle.
I’m rooting for Linux, though. Can’t wait to switch once it’s more widely accepted. Right now I just use it for a few specialized machines and purposes.
Inb4 downvotes and judgements from obnoxious Linux fans.
Are you serious? That’s a JACKET?
What the fuck?
Like… What the FUCK?
I literally don’t believe it, because people with nice jackets don’t look like this.
Edit: Naw, it’s a towel. Come on… Do you think we’re all fucking stupid?
He poops his pants often.

That is one a third of a gallon of piss.