My cats think so. They keep waking me up by nibbling on my face. I’m not sure whether they’re being cute or trying to give my wife a hint or hells forbid checking whether I’m alive and trying to eat my face. I’ve got like ten hours to decide whether to train them out of it

These are memes reality has no place here

You know it

Oh I’m one of those folk who probably should never have been given a license. I’m sure I’ve gotten better over the years, but that’s beside the point, which is that I don’t need a license for my trike.

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No pluck it a hair at a time then sort it according to length, then call your doctor concerned that your median and mode hair length are not as different as you’d think

I love your mustache’s hair’s wife

I need to watch this

Wait I thought… 👉👈

Your partner is our lord and savior and this week’s sponsor Crelm Toothbrush Concern. As is all of ours.

I always talk with my wife before I do something weird with my facial hair. Like the colonel sanders was fun, but not sustainable in the long term.

But like, imagine getting dumped because you got a haircut. Not a bad haircut, just a haircut. That’s how ridiculous some people are about facial hair.

Lol tryna deflect away from not knowing how to use the three hats

You mean they torch the horses then race them?

Lamp you say?

Oh my gosh dudes sanitation doesn’t know how to use the three hats

in one dream, i tried to serve process (like lawsuit papers or something) on the hat man. haven’t seen it since.

i don’t see No Eating The Guests on there

uh, what’s with the fake asses?

excuse me! we had both chariot races and slave chariot races. that’s TWO games

Gotta have good calamari. it is the appetizer of romance and tasteful friediness.