what’s wrong with leaving your mark on the world?

edit: cmon guys, it’s a fucking joke.

leave an upperdecker in every tank toilet you can.

it’s about over analyzing your current tasks and over describing common minutiae.

instead of: “I worked on restoring a database connection”

it becomes: “I worked with the DBAs, networking, and OpSec to restore the connection and ensure that connectivity remains up and secure. I also plan on working on adding proper monitoring to alert when this happens again. I should be done in a few days.”

then in a few days it becomes: “ran into scheduling conflicts with the monitoring team and will need it push it out until next week. Until then I’ll continue the monitor the situation and let you know if anything new comes up.”

I can tell you right now, the 2020s smell like shitty depends, cheap cologne, and dial soap.

*C=======B

long pp

a/s/l bb?

I’ll ask this question.

would you fuck without a condom at a hundred man orgy?

You speak well for having a dick in your mouth. it speaks to how experienced you are.

though, it is small and deformed…

once was a man named Glyster,

he fished on the beach like a meister,

he shouted from the sea,

get the fuck off of me,

and was found balls deep in an oyster.

no no no. if I’ve learned anything at work you fire the most competent one, the bore.

then the asshole quits because he can’t work with the idiot.

and then the idiot gets promoted to management when you get fired.

and the cycle continues.

I love fucking with people’s heads while teaching them how to be better people.

I would go back to September 1st 2001 and make sure a certain new yorker was in a certain building on a very specific date.

why don’t you take a look at my comment history to find out how I feel about it.

this is my 231st comment. I run a script to scrub anything usually older than 24 hours.

rsync over ssh or scp.

look at Mr moneybags over here with his time machine!

…it’s 31 years ago

fuck you. 1994 was 10 years ago, not 30.

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