not my house…

…my house smells like cat shit.

just dial 911 and tell the operator you love them.

Seinaru Otome to Himegoto wo

I’ll take my chances of death by snu snu.

loohcs leik u mght ave sum drain bammage cir.

no it’s a win for them because then the corporate overlords will either purchase the land from the family or replace the workers on the farm they already own.

it’s TBTF

washed the ban off with SOAP

first time?

American government doesn’t give a shit about citizens or infrastructure, only GDP.

nope, 100% all natural turd factory.

the movie was good, probably one of the more apt translations of the poem.

didn’t read the book, but was always a fan of the poem.

should have told him to go take a shower.

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it’s funny I’ve had two kids since that cat has been alive and both of them can successfully wipe their own asses.

I have another cat that uses their litter box just fine.

some cats are just retarded 🤷

I have had a cat torture me for a decade by shitting and pissing on the floor. absolutely refuses to use a litter box. tried everything. new litter, new box, low box, high box, covered box, automatic box, anxiety misters, new room, new bed, new food, special water, vet appointments. I even put it in a crate with a litter box overnight. shit and piss all over itself, litter box untouched.

I’ve wanted to punt that cunt outside for years but the family always outvotes me. I refuse to clean up the shit, but I still have to smell it.

honestly can’t wait until it dies. first and only animal I have ever felt that way about.

after that cat is gone I’ll never have another pet again. getting too old for this literal shit.

welcome to my block list chud.

question, is the 40k deaths related to the square meter of road availability? if we increased the amount of roads drastically wouldn’t that increase fatalities?

when an accident happens, traffic slows and most drivers become more aware of their surroundings. this can lead to other minor fender benders that don’t lead to fatalities and so aren’t tracked within the 40k.

tldr: are the 40k fatalities dependent on the square meter of open road in-which to have a fatal accident?

in the hall of the mountain king would be a great addition to this list.

this is how metalheads are born.

John Sykes - Cautionary Warning

really anything from Sykes would be good to wake up to.

Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick & Tich - Hold Tight!

Harry Nilsson - Gotta Get Up

Modest Mouse - Float On

The Strokes - 12:51

Stone Temple Pilots - Plush

Bush - Machinehead

The Prodigy - Breathe

Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

Los Del Rio - Macarena

just like her mother likes it.