Someday we’re gonna have millennial cougars that say “rawr xD”

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As a point of pedantry, humans can’t have the voice box of a parrot, because parrots have a syrinx and not a larynx.

Edit: Maybe this is actually a fun fact, idk sometimes

That pepperoni is massive.

Ugh. That’s the best option I’ve been able to find, but I really don’t trust Amazon to not just immediately roll over for the feds.

Did you put rats in them?

Where do you livestream? I’m trying to find a service that isn’t shit.

Trilobyte is next up from terabyte, right?

Its fine if you’re not doing stuff that requires windows. My partner is running Mint, and I’ve got a HomeAssistant box, but I can’t ditch Windows completely because I can’t get Wilcom and DesignSpace to run in Wine, and I need those to make my machines work.

There’s a whole bunch of beef that’s not edible by USDA standards, and that’s what gets made into dog food. I used to date somebody that worked at a glass-bottle dairy, and they’d eat it anyways, but it was clearly marked on the package “not for human consumption”.

I think my partner is panromantic/heterosexual. He’s got some friends where any stranger would reasonably assume they were dating, but he’s just not into dick in the slightest.

I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.

you can define the 2 genders however you want

Excuse me, in binary there are 10 genders.

The british colonies all share the same trait of having animals that are named after superficially similar European animals. It’s like how the American Robin and the European Robin are two completely different birds that just look sorta similar.

Insert the “if they find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church” audio clip.

I can’t catcall somebody with a dog avatar. Geeze, work with me here. Gotta have a cat I can pspsps

Jraphics Interchange Format?

Don’t worry, I can do it automatically at the ATM machine.

I know this was a rhetorical question, but here’s a real answer anyways.

Evolution isn’t smart, and it doesn’t care if something kills you, so long as you can pass the genes on first. Boobs are for feeding babies. If more mammary tissue mean you can make more milk for your baby, you’ve got a better chance of your child surviving infancy and passing that gene on.

Also, boobs are a large percent fat, which functions as both nutritional and hydration reserves that are used during pregnancy/breastfeeding to ensure the baby survives and passes the gene on.

For better or for worse, my back pain doesn’t make me any less sexy.

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Time is a metaphor, a human construct that we’ve devised to explain how the quantum entanglements affect us. It’s like how we use color as a way to describe how we sense a portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with our optical organs. Neither time nor color are “real” in the sense that you can find a physical atom of it, but still useful language to describe how we interact with the world around us.