Gentoo is factory assembly line
The LFS users are still busy growing their coffee plant
What does it say about me? I have a French press, and I don’t even use it for coffee.
From a sample size of 1 (me) PopOS users prepare their coffee with an Aeropress.
Seconded.
Pop OS is the same machine as the Ubuntu but with RGB.
Or maybe same machine with premium options and premium pods.
Which, for me at least, is accurate.
If this holds up, then mint users are rocking a thirty year old one cup drip machine that only has one button, and only makes one regular mug at a time.
Uncanny – I’m still using the little free drip machine I got with my Gevalia subscription and Mint!
Kind of! My has a little 3-cup carafe, but otherwise very similar.
Jfc, that’s where I got mine!
Debian user here, something wrong with getting the maximum lifespan you can out of devices and keeping them out of landfills?
Before I upgraded last year, I was still using an i7 from 2010 with 8GB RAM and a 1 TB mechanical spinning drive. I jumped to a 12 core socket AM5 Ryzen 9 with 64GB RAM and a 4TB SSD. When I upgrade, I do it all at once and make sure it can last and actually do use the machine for a decade or more. The one before the i7 (which is now a hand-me-down Minecraft box for my kid) was an Athlon XP from 2002 (still got that one in the basement, any retro collectors wanna clean it out for me? Case comes with big Quake and Nine Inch Nails logo stickers on the front applied by yours truly in my edgier days lol). In the span of 30 years I will have owned exactly three daily driver PCs.
I am totally this meme. My vehicles seem to follow the same pattern as well. Jumping from a tape deck to a touchscreen was fun.
I thought this necromancer thing was a common linux feature… Debian rocks
… getting the maximum lifespan you can out of devices and keeping them out of landfills.
debian sid checking in.
The ultimate coffee device for max lifespan is vietnamese phin filter. $10, will never break.
Based beyond belief
I have a French Press
Hey y’all, this one is an Apple user!
…but that’s a good thing because Apple is certified UNIX.
I have the Chemex and a Mac.
The price of real (good) filters fits with the Macs unfortunately.
I’d say French press ≈ Linux Mint.
Intuitive, easy to use and maintain, but despite the lack of fuss still delivers great results.
As a French press/Mint guy, I guess I have to agree.
Cold brew French press running mint, checks out.
Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?
Containers from dockerhub
Might reevaluate the “instant” part, then.
(I’ve been using docker for 7 years or so, and it’s always some bullshit like undocumented environment variables or bullshit password limitations or broken smtp implementations or the repo just assuming you are the actual dev and giving no fucking instructions at all or the container shitting itself for no motherfucking reason at random times and you try to fix it and it goes well and then you wake up and it’s restarted several times through the night…)
(eyes bulging, hyperventilating)
Kinda like the instant coffee my grandma uses. For some reason it has no nutritional information on it at all. Not even caffeine content.
WSL
Linux Mint
accurate. that’s me.
Any distro on a bootable usb drive. Instant OS, no installation needed, just plug it in.
Tails hhahaha
I use Ubuntu and drink instant, in both cases because I can’t be bothered to expend more than minimum effort.
What about people who prefer tea?
BSD?
BSTea
Hannah Montana Linux
Mint
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Nah. That’s for those that like herbal tisanes lol
Toaru OS
NodeOS
Arch user and I don’t own a mug (it was bloat)
“I just get it straight from upstream” (Munches beans to build the coffee internally from source)
Slackware.
If you want to learn Ubuntu, download Ubuntu.
If you want to learn Arch, download Arch.
If you want to learn Linux, download Slackware.
And after you have learned Linux, download any distro that lets you work on your projects with the least hassle and get work done without fiddling around in every aspect of the OS. At least that’s what I’ve observed among older users who see the OS as a tool and not a hobby in itself.
As a Ubuntu user, I would never touch a kureig or whatever the hell it is. Those pod things are beyond stupid and you end up needing 2 for a normal sized coffee. Font forget the absurd cost for extra garbage.
Sounds like a great metaphor for Snaps, TBH.
That’s because a normal cup has around 20g grounds, and a Keurig capsule has 10g. This isn’t a joke. I actually weighed it.
Microplastics are my kink…
What about the machine that you fill with beans and water and coffee comes out? I have had this thing for 4 years now?
Expensive just for something like coffee: Mac
I got it used for 50€ from a lady who had like 7 parrots just roaming around her 1-room apartment.
Oh, that’s just Margot. Don’t mind her.
My last bean to cup machine cost 180€, my new one costs 600€. Most espresso machines cost more than that, some people pay 180€ for just the grinder alone
180? Those are rookie numbers
I’d say that is a Nescafé for Mac users
That’s Ubuntu, no?
No, Ubuntu is coffee pods.
Ubuntu Pro?
Linux Mint maybe? Or Android?
No joke, I’ve had two Keurig machines break on me in the past year. Those machines are trash, built to break. After the second one, I just bought a $10 coffee pot, and it’s working great. It’s probably going to last me ten years. There’s barely any parts to break.
Where’s the AeroPress fit in? CentOS maybe?
Alpine Linux
