Midnight Wolf

We have liftoff

Are we observing them moving, or are they stationary and we are the ones moving? dramatic dun-dun-duuuunnnn

(kinda joke kinda serious)

breaks a pane of glass over your head

let me see you do that with a shadow

Gotta go fast

They aren’t "i"s, they are clearly "o"s

Taylor Swift: inhales

Me, a super ultra mega gay: my time has come, try me thot

That’s why you arrive in a stolen car and leave the keys in it. You get the joyride, they do the time.

Well that’s just unrealistic

Yeah, like lmao wtf was that? I’d be in stitches laughing

I’m the kind of guy who spends the night 😏

Can I use you as my test partner?

We’re talking about babies, darling~

Oof

Don’t have to wear a condom because boys can’t get pregnant

😎

The dude who draws the guy with a tie pointed upwards? That’s literally all I know regarding him. I see a ton of people happy that he’s dead but absolutely no idea why. Even the couple of links here don’t shed any light on the details of ‘why’.

I mean, as an actual disabled person… By just like, backing up to it?

There are a few comments about this and I’m like, yeah it’s stupid as fuck, but that’s not even what they are pointing out, it’s like they can’t grasp the concept of a wheelchair backing up. I don’t want to be around when they pull into a parking spot and then can’t drive forward out of it…

And while I agree that this seems more nefarious than anything, you (everyone in this thread) GREATLY overestimates the brainpower that goes into actual accessibility ‘features’. Put escalators front and center, but I have to take the service elevator? Put 1,000 hotel rooms, but only 5 are made for accessibility? Your store has a wheelchair ramp, all the fuck at the end of the building near the loading docks? Your store has electric carts, but not enough for all your disabled customers. You don’t have enough employees to help me load my purchase, so I have to hurt myself. Shit, even paving walkways, in fucking modular concrete squares, suck ass: when (not if) the front wheels get stuck, especially if I’m being pushed, my ass gets launched.

It sucks ass being disabled, but god damn it’s like the dumbest people get assigned to accessibility planning.

people mentioned are still alive

Well, you know what you have to do…

(this is not legal advice etc etc)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yharnam

‘turbo shitting, oh yeah’