qr codes cant really contain a zero-click malware, theyre just links (unless theres a terrible vulnerability in the browser which there probably isnt)

Will these have DLSS5? I don’t want to look at ugly people on the subway.

Hey, asking for a friend…

But does anyone know of a clip-on LIDAR emitter we could wear? Those things absolutely burn holes through digital camera sensors!

Not a brick. Infect it so that it seems to work but continually screws up or corrupts data in weird ways. The user will eventually assume the product is a PoS and shelve it, probably without buying another

If you want THE sci-fi story for this, read Snow Crash

I can work on this… give me a few days. Someone come back and check in tho - I’ve got a huge demo meeting Friday.

As an aside - if you come back I’ve got a new firewall we’re releasing open source on codeberg. Linux only because some functions won’t work on windows. Working on OS Agnostic version.

Obvious problems with surreptitious filming aside, these camera-infused glasses have been great for people filming themselves doing things. If only the whole thing wasnt so damn creepy and gross.

dude secretly recording

Friends punch friends who wear these glasses

If you can’t find malcode, goatse is also a good QR code option.

Ray Ban is owned by Luxoticca Group and they have plenty of money to throw around too.

Do they record your voice also? Because they may violate some wire tap laws.

It’s been a while since phones started asking for user confirmation to open a link from a QR code.

So is there a link that exists already? I’m interested in tattooing this to my jackets.

exploit the exploits. or just lay there. white hats use exploits to fix machines. like locking the neighbor’s gate they left open. or steal their stuff. your call