Fun fact: that has a name! It’s called Litotes

Twitter and Facebook would later show that anonymity is not required…

What if it’s photos of Trump giving another man (Bill Clinton or otherwise) a blowie as the emails between the Epstein brothers suggested? Feels like a lot of the people who would brush off pedophilia would draw the line at homosexual acts…

All odd numbers are divisible by 2 if you’re working modulo an odd number.

Dogs generally shake their ear back right in my experience but yeah, they can go for a long time without caring.

I’m not sure I’d call what you get in prison “endless love”, it’s usually more of a friends with benefits situation…

An corn?

And Vers Men.

[citation needed]

Andy Samberg?

Never tell me the odds!

And then it’ll all go to shit and proper programmers will be able to charge bank to sort it out.

Also not Jesus doing the telling

I find my dog works well too, she’s a great listener.

I am deeply, obsequiously sorry. I was aghast to realize I have overwritten all the data on your D: drive with the text of Harlan Ellison’s 1967 short story I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream repeated over and over. I truly hope this whole episode doesn’t put you off giving AI access to more important things in the future.

You should never finish the second drink!

A morphism in the category of sets? I dunno, I don’t get invited to things

Read that as “drank from the horse” at first and was seriously concerned about what you were drinking…

Microsoft is surviving just fine on the profits from Azure and office 365 tbh, windows isn’t that big a deal for them these days from a raw revenue point of view.