Gotta love Microsoft Power Bisexual

True programming chads don’t index at all, they just bind functions to the list monad.

Enjoy your deathtrap Americans

So you’re saying that so long as I don’t have kids I can live as recklessly as I like and claim the damage on warranty?

The Nerf gun suggestion sounds more fun

What is ‘yes’ in French? Does it perhaps sound like something one might say while going down a slide?

The gentlemen get the whole shaft, not just the tip.

You must be very flexible

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?

…or was that Flareon?

Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

…I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

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git rebase -i

“Fixed stuff”
…
“Fixed for real this time”

They don’t have necks but the lines of the woman’s hair kind of makes it look like she has one in the first two frames I think.

One mistake and you have to maintain it for 18 years…

There are dozens of us!

I was effected by my parents

The seventh planet from the sun should be called Caelus not Uranus. All the other planets get named after the Roman equivalent of their respective god, why should that one get special treatment just so people can make puerile jokes.

EDIT: spelling

No, more cheese!

And then a user starts adding weights to the label until it passes.