I’m tempted to say something famous like the Indy 500, but I think I would be a simple 5K

You are thinking about it way more than any white supremacist does

Writing Batman as “Anti-KKK” really loses track of the origins of the character. This guy basically IS the KKK

Imma need you to explain

But only after your coconspirators fail in a series of fuckups that would make for a perfect In Bruges style dark comedy

Will never not find it hilarious that Nedeljko Čabrinović threw a grenade, ate his cyanide, and jumped off a bridge, but the grenade didn’t kill anyone, the cyanide was expired, and the river was near dry so he only broke his legs and vomited

The email: “3pm on Friday works for me”

The summary: “Your coworker is emailing you to let you know that they will be available for the meeting at 3:00 PM on Friday, October 31st.”

The only valid use case for AI in my experience is helping with Linux, and even then you gotta make sure not to trust it too much

No, primarily because nobody knows their neigbors anymore

Just be sure you know the difference between editions. 5e.tools is for the new 5e rules, and 2014.5e.tools is for the real ones

2014.5e.tools for dnd resources

www.cleardarksky.com/csk for deciding whether to go to the observatory this weekend

Gotcha, I misread your comment. I guess if immortality is not optional, I can see the appeal of at least seeing what happens to human who makes it to that unfathomable age

I’ve read enough of Wikipedia’s timeline of the far future to know that I do not want to live forever. Get back in the coke.

Gonna suck when you get sucked into a black hole here in a few trillion years tho

Any clothes that I wear are men’s clothes because I’m a man

Martin is a fuckin cheater

Me and the boys rolling into the function with our state-of-the-art Nokia 3310s

You don’t seem to understand the basic concept of the site

Exactly how I felt after buying four mozzarella sticks at QuikTrip earlier. This shit cost me over a dollar per stick. They’re not even big mozz sticks, they’re like 80 calories each

They never said otherwise. They’re just talking about a relatively recent cultural shift towards blocking people for no real reason

Just a regular platypus.

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?

Me when I engage in em-dashes, rules of three, and promotional language — it expertly sets off sensitive AI language generation detection methods, cleverly appearing to other users that I’m using a Large Language Model myself.