He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

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Cake day: August 10th, 2023

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  • I still think every person working a cash register should be allowed one free kill at work every year. People would be a lot more polite if they knew there was a chance they could face actual consequences for their actions. Would especially help around the holidays, as you dont know if this Taco Bell employee has burned his kill yet prior to the new year







  • I’m confused. Are you blocking users that harass you, or communities where they’re talking amongst themselves? Because like. Ofc they’re going to talk about veganism in a community centered around veganism, and they’re gonna react poorly when you barge in complaining about them. That’s like saying chess players are particularly annoying because they don’t like hearing how much chess sucks on /r/chess











  • But only after your coconspirators fail in a series of fuckups that would make for a perfect In Bruges style dark comedy

    Will never not find it hilarious that Nedeljko Čabrinović threw a grenade, ate his cyanide, and jumped off a bridge, but the grenade didn’t kill anyone, the cyanide was expired, and the river was near dry so he only broke his legs and vomited