And he and I can egg yours.
Round and round it goes~…

I took an entire week off for Rebirth, and the whole time was like “Whee! :D”

Is it actually “cute” that this person allegedly overinflates the worth of checkout labor, or were you being condescending?

Being this unaccountable is why your kids don’t talk to you.

“Asherah, I’m sorry for being weirdly fixated on advice that doesn’t matter.” See, you could start there.

Just cant resist provoking hostility to feed that persecution complex, can you.

See, this is unhinged. You’ve been antagonizing them this entire time.

You’ve criticized them for bringing up rape, and yet you just can’t seem to leave them alone, can you? Weird.

Some poor sap has come in here just to say something like “McDonald’s shouldn’t run their coffee machine so god damn hot if it’s going to fuse labia together,” and you’ve come in to correct the record: “Hm. Well. Actually, the only safe way to handle hot coffee is not to buy one. I’m very smart.” Cool. Thanks, dude. I don’t know what that has to do with anything, but I’m glad the abstinence-only sex ed seems to be working for you.

But if said old men decide to comment something like, “would love to squirtle on those jigglypuffs” on the revealing image, we’re suddenly entering nonconsensual territory.

I would love to know which women are set off by this.

Man, you must tell a lot of women online that their titties are bumpin’.

Thank you for linking me to Wikipedia.

It’s like those lies people would throw around to create fear like fascists do with minority groups.

Dude, that’s so right. You should take that to the holocaust museum.

the same arm xD

That’s right! Exactly.

For instance, this is public, and if a bunch of random weirdos came in here and started saying things like “whoa, who let the monkey out of his cage?” or “I’m about to put something on his public platform = 1,000 unsolicited dicks,” there’s absolutely nothing you, or I, can do about that—and it would be wrong to do anything, of course!

You’re cool, man, you get it.

It isn’t coffee.

That’s about a -31 on the “what kind of coffee is this” scale.

Oh, I’m well aware.

I wrote up a long reply to someone who essentially said “emojis don’t add meaning” about how this willful, and I do mean willful, ignorance about a medium of communication is kind of like rejecting the invention of technicolor film for being a frivolous gimmick. It’s a silly position to have, and I might even argue anti-intellectual.

Buuut I didn’t want to seem like I was picking on the poor guy, so I didn’t send, haha.

ohmygod ilovethis

I’m not gonna go looking for scans or anything, but KnowYourMeme lists the popularity of this one as starting between 2013 and 2015, and I definitely remember seeing this phrase in a textbook around 2010 or 2011. So honestly, I might blame Pearson or McGraw Hill.

This is exactly what I tell people who want to drink their own cum. Like, how can society trust you, man.

Now thar be a question for the mushrooms.

Cum is produced for the orgasm, so the trick to a big load is to have like seven simultaneous orgasms.

You could start by setting up different porn videos for each of your eyes.

They mean that the code is being written like it were python. You can’t get rid of the curly braces, but you can shove them all under your bed where mom can’t see.

I don’t know, but I think it’s funny so I’m fine with it :p