Absolutely true. Luckily, Elon Musk has no dick.

Strong emotions can be as addictive as narcotics.

Nah, we’ve moved on to popcorn butter.

Ah, the Greater North American Lasagna Cat.

I’m down, just don’t get it in my hair.

Because she’s married, of course.

This is what Elon Musk wants to do to Greta Thunberg.

I always end up beating the game with 10+ Butt Elixirs that I never used.

My area is currently under a heat advisory, an emergency condition representing a threat to life an property.

Thanks, fossil fuel industry!

Beautiful.

(He traded this painting for a bottle of ouzo.) /s

Mmm, I could really go for some okonomiyaki right now.

Look, a fortune-teller told me that that man was full of gold, what was I supposed to do?

Many pine to nut.

If I ate that much breakfast I’d be heading back to bed.

(Jokes on them, I can’t buy a house.)

Too much love will kill you.

Sorry, I talk a good game, but I’m all soap, no tiddies 😭 .

Many hands make light work.

The removal of it from a piece of media, yes.