It’s a good prank, but I’m willing to bet that DHS was going to do it themselves anyway.

And yet the 1% are pretty sure they can just violence us all into submission.

I think they can’t say “fuck you” on the Disney Channel.

But also…

Dating concerns of the modern era: “Now, how do I make it clear I’m not a murderer without looking like a murderer 🤔 .”

You’re doing well, I’m sorry right now.

Well, it can’t be Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, or Virginia. Those are commonwealths.

Get me TWO!

Getting ready to cast Cura over there.

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Skibidi Rizz wgah’nagl fhtagn

“Paramount is paying me handsomely to get more people into Star Trek.”

You know what, I got exactly the same result when I trained an LLM on all of the Linux man pages.

… yes 😔

I didn’t read the Yelp reviews—

Isn’t it good?

And that’s what happens when you don’t wear your hardhat ミ☆

Eyes up here --> 👀

👀 <-- and there

I feel like that bottom-right painting needs a sound track:

🎶 Katamari on the Rocks

Not an O-face, but a NO-face.

I don’t know if motorcycles were involved, but daddy was born to ride.