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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • Unless you have an older machine, probably the Coke guy.

    Coke wants to control what drinks are in the machine and what percentage of the take Coke gets, so they refill the machines.

    We used to have an older machine on an old contract, and since we didn’t really care about the income from it we let Coke swap it for a new one they’d service.

    About 2 months later, they said we weren’t selling enough drinks and took the new machine away.







  • Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

    Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.”

    Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am Pagliacci.”

    Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum.

    Curtains.






  • For those who weren’t around at the time: The PS2 had a huge shortage of memory cards the first year or so. So you could buy games, but had to keep the console powered up 24/7 because you couldn’t save your games.

    I ended up buying a 3rd party card, but since Sony didn’t officially allow them it came with a disc that launched an application that installed a driver in the local memory that allowed the card to function until the next power cycle. So you’d put in the driver disc, turn on the PS2, load the drivers, then swap discs to the game you wanted to play and pray that the game you were playing didn’t make use of the same memory addresses as the 3rd-party drivers.







  • My local officials are pretty protective of us.

    At the same time, the state just passed a law limiting severance pay to municipal employees to 60 days, so that when they outlaw a bunch of our functions we also suffer when our jobs aren’t legal and nobody is hiring statewide.

    I love some of the cities I’ve worked for, but God I hate the Texas state government.