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You know what he says. Just do it.

edit: As an aside, before I started becoming aware of actors and their names, he made me think of a beagle. I kind of thought there might be some overlap in their stories. I’m now pretty confident that I was mistaken.

We share the same dinna!

My very first car accident, I rear-ended a septic truck. Fortunately it was empty at the time.

Every word of that makes it sound like I’m making a joke, but I’m not.

However, if you would like a joke, we were near a storage unit facility. The entrance required a code to open. While we were waiting for the police to arrive to make our report, the driver of the septic truck observed that the gate had a sign saying “Do Not Tailgate” and that perhaps I would have done well to listen.

Back to simple facts, at the time I worked at a convenience store. It turned out that the person who delivered Tastykake to our location was friends with the septic truck driver. The Dodge Neon I was driving at the time had done absolutely no damage to the truck so, working through this proxy, I was able to convince the other driver not to show up to our court date. Therefore I was able to escape any legal or financial consequences for my poor driving.

But, like … How?

The glasses are within the house.

Where did his glasses go?

Are people not aware of the world around them?

Let’s see you write a regex for one, then we’ll decide.

I try to avoid “this” style comments, but I genuinely don’t know how else to respond to this one. It was hilarious. I literally (by which I actually mean “literally”) laughed out loud.

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My mom used to say “it’s cold on the tundra!”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5gv0ZjVAtA

I don’t see an issue with it. There are maybe a few things I would say differently, but every IT job I’ve worked has had poorer language in the documentation, even sometimes the ones we distribute to customers.

Did they?

Dave Barry posited a very similar theory about black socks, IIRC.

They have it at IKEA and I think Costco as well. It’s fun but takes a very small amount of time to adjust.

My brother might be coming the other way!

(It is gratifying that if you do a DDG search for this phrase, the top result is a video of someone running a red light.)

I feel this very strongly - I could even have written this comment - but I’d like to mention that Adventure Time is amazing … Two seasons in. Before that, it’s not a good show.

I appreciate both your joke and, most especially, your username.

That’s a fair point.