I prefer my carrots without unsightly blemishes, thanks.

Poor diet, usually.

Cape Cod cranberry soda

Even with good internet if you’re watching on the wrong device (desktop/media center PC) your stream will get bitrate locked to a 720p equivalent or whatever because of DRM bullshit.

What a handsome little fella <3

I have pet rabbits and they absolutely were judging me while I was on shrooms

But rabbits are always judgemental little bastards so they can suck itttt.

I flowed under ur mom last nite!

Joke’s on them, I can’t read!

Looks like it’s twerking to me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’m about to loose my fury upon ye for your grammatical transgressions!

You gotta disable the scheduled task or it’ll keep pulling you out of sleep mode.

Tried it, would not recommended.

They need to do way instain mother> who kill their rabbie becuse this rabbie can’t fright back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in AR who had kill her 3 kids. they are taking the rabbie back to new york too lady to rest. my parry are with the father who lost his chrilden.

I am truly sorry for your lots.😞

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure got really weird in the later seasons.

Skulking for schlong

I’ll whip some up in a jiffy

Mine evokes random memes from the early 2000s more than anything else.