Smuuthbrane

All your Skibidi are belong to us.

Trickles down one leg. Both, if he’s unlucky.

My wife didn’t want to serve the cranberry log last night. I guess she doesn’t understand it’s just a garnish and centerpiece.

Were we ever really doing upper deckers, honestly?

This guy gets it.

You overplayed it. You should have taken the plastic wheel bearing thing underneath the glass.

That’s the great thing, it’s all telework so there’s nothing to ship.

Stole it from elsewhere, but it’s too good not to share.

My prayers: Psalms 109, 8-16.

Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they’re so cheap I don’t mind the occasional dud.

Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.

PDRK Dearest Leader Barbie

It needs an integrated chicken coop up top. C’mon folks, it’s called vertical integration, let’s get with the program ok?

LONG LIVE OHO

100% the reason VW hasn’t done an electric version yet.

5. Fall afoul of modern crash test standards, and have to sell them as “off-highway utility vehicles”.
6. Profit anyways, probably.

This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢

KinkPad FTW

I can’t disagree, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want more.

Let’s crowdfund Act 4, but done with stop motion Lego.