Smuuthbrane

It’s just pure laziness that the mechanisms aren’t ganged together somehow. This is seriously budget-minimized.

This is “I’m obese, have a job, but also a budget”.

It actually exists. I’m surprised, but I have no reason to be.

https://www.bariatricsunlimited.com/bariatricofficechairs-cap.htm

Personally, I find LinkedIn networking to be pretty superficial. Yes, connect with people, but start with meeting people and then add them, don’t just connect via LinkedIn and do nothing from there.

Much better name.

What are you trying to do? Network? Gain followers? Publish content? Develop leads?

Start making siege weapons.

I have two Dyson stick vacs, maybe they’re less robust. Both have broken in different ways. They’re still mostly usable, but are now annoying to use.

My Filter Queen, on the other hand, has been a champ for over two decades and will still be running when I’m dead.

Avoid Dysons (easy at your price point), they’re too fragile. I’d find a local vacuum repair shop and get a refurbished vacuum. It’ll probably be something you pass down to your kids.

I read a short story with a very similar theme, could have been that book.

Closest I’ve read is Lord of the Flies.

No gills for me, sadly.

Fair. A boat anchored at a Pacific Island, while they exist.

Maybe I’ll dock at the Pacific garbage patch and distill my fuel from microplastics.

Depends, are we riding out the rise of fascism or riding out WWIII? Those are two highly different scenarios.

Either way, a Pacific island sounds nice.

Rapid vacillation between the two.

As opposed to the gluteal fissure, which is the ass crack.

Geez, no. No, no, a thousand times no.

Oh man, if it were only a meth lab.

I presume they cold press babies, but I could be wrong.

A mixture of Vaseline and baby oil, just enough to keep it liquified.