Tell me why!

Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

If you’d like to know more (probably NSFW)

I had a bird living in the AC unit during winter in one hotel. I didn’t sleep under the covers for fear of bedbugs.

You’re thinking simile. A simian is a seat that vibrates for reasons.

All I know about the game came from watching the first season (arc?) and a coworker who tried to explain newer things. I feel like you could earn a doctorate in the game with the convoluted rules. Need a magnifying glass for reading the text on the cards anymore.

Yu-gi-oh cards. Playing all 5 parts of Exodia results in an immediate win. Things were simpler back then.

All I see is The Count

Friend, I was excited that our house came with a central vacuum.

R. E. S. C. U. E. Rescue aid society!

I mean, there are medical reasons too. Some women would prefer not to have an abortion, but not doing so could kill them, as we’ve seen time and time and time and time again (not an exhaustive list)

Depending on your skin color, the predators are more like parasites. End result is the same, one just gets there faster.

Hey, I liked Sonic Shuffle. It never put a hole in my hand, unlike another party game put on by an Italian plumber.

“Literally” no longer means just “literally”, but also “figuratively”. Otherwise known as the opposite of the original definition.

My little one made me a Keychain for Father’s Day one year. I still have that in the see through compartment of my work bag. I see it every day I go to work. Cherish every little gift.

I want to buy a little tabletop meat slicer for the very reason. Wife bought a dehydrator because she wanted fruit leather (although I almost never get “leather”, instead becoming “chips”). I want homemade jerky.

What I hear when I hear “company store”.

Here’s a version you FEEL

And finally, a slightly more updated version

Beauty is in the eye. Just the eye.