Pass on the cookie plate, grandma. Those are the best!

Hey, if you’re good at something, don’t do it for free.

You know, Republicans have long been the “thoughts and prayer” party. Are you saying that we have now become the COUNTRY of “thoughts and prayers”? Dammit all.

Did you just say “meow”?

This reminds me of a movie I saw. Mr. Nobody. Jared Leto plays the last mortal human on earth in the year 2092. He’s interviewed right before his death about his life and the things he did back before humans solved mortality.

Call that the cunt punt.

This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it’s too “on topic”. He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don’t know, how much he hates immigrants.

Exactly. For all the talk of the Palestine/Israel genocide being a reason people didn’t vote Harris, this poll certainly makes it seem like less of the issue. What the fuck happened? I’m genuinely ashamed to live in the States.

Dr. Mario has a track called “Fever”. Still gets into my head every so often.

I call it a Warthog.

Along those same lines, aren’t backup cameras becoming standard in vehicles?

Man really doesn’t want to go to prison. Lays out elaborate traps to keep law enforcement off his “500 acres”.

Unlike Chozo, I have a firsthand account of meth (interned at a crime lab in Idaho for my college degree). The meth we received was in crystal form. The really good meth was much more clear than the impure meth. Impure meth was cloudy, and without having had access to both kinds this next point won’t mean much, but upon pouring the samples out into the table to take a smaller sample, the more pure samples sounded nicer. The impure stuff sounded dull. Now, finely grinding the meth into a fine powder MIGHT help disguise it in a sample of other white substances, but that came with its own issues. When I was there, if a sample of a whole was found to contain a controlled substance, the entire specimen was considered a controlled substance (something like the excuse that pot was being shipped with tomato plants was storied to me). I know I got a little off track, but the point is that meth has vastly different properties to that of sugar or flour.

I think you just summoned an Elder God.

Balatro just came out on mobile. Might be a bit too much focusing if you’re really into min-maxing though.

So… it’s a raid?

Having flashbacks to a certain skit in Robot Chicken…

Old game called “Altered Beast”. You could transform into a few different beasts. Classic side-scrolling game.

That’s a thing for many of these comics. They usually incorporate some (often stereotypical) flavor to the characters, usually writing the text as though they were speaking English but with an accent from their native tongue.

Horse is pissed off you were late.