60mph, no hands on the wheel, no eyes on the road, but they are right about the cheese.
80kmph (~50mph), parmigiano is driving (you just can’t see it’s hands).
🎶parmigiano take the wheel 🎶
That’s triggering bcs it used to be part of a wheel.
Too soon.
It’s 60kph, not 80. The first 3 bold numbers are 20, 40 and 60, afterwards it goes straight from 60 to 100. That’s very common on modern cars where the “analog” dial is controlled by a servo motor
Yes, you are absolutely right!
I should have double-checked before posting :/.(The cheese was too powerful & I couldn’t look at the pic any longer!)
Alfa Romeo Parmigiano GT
Priorities, priorities.
Hey that’s great for italian drivers.
$20 protein bars, man fuck this economy
They make a Velveeta flavored bar for only $1.99
At this point, anything that brings me closer to death is fine.
It’s mostly sawdust and chemical dyes.
*hurk*
That’s a noshitpost. It’s so binding it’ll stick to the ceiling.
Is that what you pay for parmesan in the states?
Bonkers
That might not quite be $20 worth, but pound and a half, so .75-ish kilo wedges were about that much at Costco the other day.
They make you suffer for a love of cheese in this distopian hellscape.
Ok that evens out, from the piece on the photo I’d estimated half a kilo, which would be about 11 euro. So .75 would come to 17, which is about 20 dollaroos.
So it’s similar in price.
To be fair that’s not far off from what some of those heavily marketed bars cost.
For a box maybe.
1000 kcal. This human battery isn’t running on itself.
Is it for me?
🥺👉👈
Cheese is not healthy for mice.
NOOOO IVE BEEN LKED TO ☹️
neither is getting between cheese and mice
*Probiotic protein bar.
Literally the best form of protein:
Would you like an egg in these trying times?
Cheese is more soul food imo.
eat enough of it and you’ll set your soul free.
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“Say a prayer for my asshole” - George Carlin
are you lactose intolerant? I’ve snacked on a block of parmesan before and I didn’t have that issue
There’s basically no lactose in properly aged cheese. Too much of it will do a number on your guts regardless.
Well… Personally, I am. I’ve snacked on a block of Parmesan and it’s not a good post-experience.
Still, I’m pretty sure I’ll do it again.
Typical VW owner
Oh man, I remember I ate a block of cheese driving home from the store and it felt like I ate razor blades.
Needs banana for scale.
I always want more parmesan, but I’m embarrassed.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Par meeee sian
🤤
More fat than protein.
