Thats why they call it white trash?

Trump

What about shrinkage?

Whats he complaining about? Didnt the food fix his burp and made his shit smell better?

Cuz family…

You get those two looking at you, youve definitely had more than 3.

This is a good take. America owns all of this shitshow.

Itd just make him look weaker and more pathetic.

Why, you gotta thing for working for people who dont pay when the job is done?

Oh. And he rapes kids.

Today: minimum 6’2". Shorter guys pls swipe left.

The coyote caught the runner?

…aaannndddd then?

No, but i do know the average velocity of an unladen swallow…

I feel the pain. My original ps needs its mod chip to boot up because my dumb soldering skillz arent l33t enuff.

SWEET! What does yours say?

At what age does the blood turn to acid and chitin starts to cover the body?

Trump

Bar-weep-gra-nar-weep-ninibon!

Ok phew. I thought he was one of those celebs who got into a scandal or something.

Did i miss something? How did this guy become ceo of sex?