Big if true

Be black and asleep, they will bust your door at 2 am

Married to a cop?

The OG

Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2 came out, a sequel to VTM after 12-18 years.

Holy F, it really did. How did I forgot about that?

(I know of course, lack of advertising and online buzz around it)

I love memes about API (Artificial Parrot Intelligence)

Very hard question, I don’t know the exact names of many great ones I stumbled into during vacations in e.g., Italy, Malta, or Croatia. One of the best I’ve been to recently is Brasserie Sture 1912 in Malmö, offering a mix of French and Swedish cuisine.

I’ve lived in Europe my whole life. AMA

Exactly. Class is the biggest thing that divides us, the rest is a distraction.

I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor

This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM and Trepooche^TM

Actually, everything is working as intended

Guess I’ll check out my library

I’m good, thanks

Reminds me of a drink we mixed a lot with friends at university. I don’t remember the exact proportions, but the contents were:

• Blue Powerade
• Energy drink (cheapest store brand we could find)
• Vodka

We called it Tsunami.

Eat some vegetables

I’m afraid I can’t do that 🍰

Right? That’s what my Samsung smartwatch is for

As long as you’re not named Carol and taking antipsychotics