Actually, everything is working as intended

Guess I’ll check out my library

I’m good, thanks

Reminds me of a drink we mixed a lot with friends at university. I don’t remember the exact proportions, but the contents were:

• Blue Powerade
• Energy drink (cheapest store brand we could find)
• Vodka

We called it Tsunami.

Eat some vegetables

I’m afraid I can’t do that 🍰

Right? That’s what my Samsung smartwatch is for

As long as you’re not named Carol and taking antipsychotics

Fridge is not mine, source: https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/1ow6cpu/apparently_my_samsung_fridge_has_ads_now/?sort=top

Finally, the year of the Linux desktop

They’re very likely a schizophrenic person with paranoid delusions. They think many posts/accounts are targetting them specifically with messages resonating with their personal life. They explained in detail in another comment that they deleted since

Edit: they could of course be a troll, but those very long explanations in the deleted comments gave me the sense that they are serious

Assault with a deli weapon

Knees out for Harambe

Upvoted from my iPhone

I love eating McDonald’s

Charges: resisting arrest