I love my husband but I love not shidding my pants better.

I read “beers” as “bees” and was really confused. Although a few bees wouldn’t hurt as long as you don’t antagonize them.

So, likely major depressive disorder? I’m not surprised. The future looks bleak.

I’m pretty sure they are talking about doing this all day. It’s just a new name for major depressive disorder.

The sounds are killing me 🥹

It’s so beautiful when nature is healing.

Get that margussy, King.

Nice beaver!

Because this is a shitpost. Shitposts are not supposed to be nice.

Yes.

That’s Ed Sheeran.

🤜🏻 🤛🏻

Hello, fellow Coloradan!

I mean, nothing. If someone wanted to do that, they could.

And I am sure we will start seeing more and more AI being passed off as real pics as the technology improves. It’s sad.

But it doesn’t scare away creampies, it invites them? Or am I missing something? It scares away sperm in the creampies, sure… but that’s just a part of a creampie, not all of it.

Jesus, I can’t believe I typed all of this out. Should I delete it? Probably. I’m not going to though.

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I have that lamp from IKEA. Really brings the room together.

For anyone who watches Impractical Jokers… “Loose candies?”

From Urban Dictionary:

To bogart - To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.

Yes, yes I am 😅