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    Why is Porn a censored word but Angular is OK?

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      img

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        At least name it well. What’s tw supposed to mean?

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          It’s trigger warning for the self harm risk involved in reading angular.

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            I don’t get all the angular hate, other than just hating js in general Ive enjoyed using angular on projects I built with it

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              I’m not sure it’s hateful mocking, really. Also, any JS-related framework could do in place of Angular maybe (but as one not familiar with Angular I can’t say if its design is not so atrocious that everyone hates it for this)

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      Young people are hilariously messed-up. It’s like my generation decided we were finally going to challenge all the old taboos, and then the next generation demolished all the old gender assumptions, except now we have to be super judgmental about what everyone else is into.

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        I also thought you weren’t supposed to kink shame?

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          Do you mean JS is your kink? Well, everyone has eir quirks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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        What part of the younger generations are being judgmental about what people are into in their private lives? As long as it isn’t hurting anyone (without enthusiastic and sapient consent), I don’t see an issue.

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      Are you implying that you masturbate to Angular files?

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        Oh, I’m guessing you’re one of the Vue degenerates, right?

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          Hey, don’t kinkshame man. Just look at those stupid sexy v-bind

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          The V in Vue is also V for Ingsoc

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          It’s a v-bindage kink.

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    This was hilarious but man, is it loathsome that the Internet now censors the words porn and piss simply because China needs to reach every young American with their bullshit malware.

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      Wait. What does China have to do with this? Is saying porn and piss illegal in china?

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        TikTok does this censoring

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          Instagram too, hardly a Chinese problem

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            I had never seen that prior to TikTok doing it

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              TikTok may have been the first to do it, but now the genie is out of the bottle

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            imho Chinese platforms censor their words too much. you might not have seen it, but the users self censor words like death, suicide, sex, and stuff like that.

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              Annoyingly self reported chinease users I used to talk to would go dark after mention a certain square, tanks, and massacre. Since the push for misinformation instead of censorship its been less common but it also just seems like there are less people from China in my internet social circles now too. :/

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          And somehow the youth loves it anyway.

          What happened to rebellion, kids? And you even have shit to be mad about now.

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            S***

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        China has to do with malware. However you want to define it. NSA has plugs everywhere, so does China.

        Censoring has to do with reach and realities of parasite media. Targeting young demo keeps platforms first growing then afloat(see kik still being around shoveling “teenager demo” while being a csm hell hole).

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        Removed by mod

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          Lol so full mask off now? Instead of heavily twisting the truth into lies, we’re now just flat out making them up out of nothing

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            I sense a back story

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              They’ve been harassing me since I called them out for repeatedly lying. They are now blocked. I prefer not to block people but this dick left me no choice. They messaged me like 12 times this morning and I think I only responded twice, to basically tell them to stop.

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                There’s a lesson here for lurkers looking at this conversation :-) Block people all you want. You don’t need a good reason. There’s no Socratic Method Fairy who’s gonna get mad at you for refusing to engage with bad faith arguments, lying, or abuse. Just click on the username, the block button is near the top and pretty big.

                About to block a few accounts here myself.

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                  Preach!

                  My block list is long enough it lags my browser when I try to scroll through it.

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          The fuck’s wrong with you?

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      Please tell me at least some parts of your comment are sarcasm?

      Otoh, my family has procreated for billions of years, I’m the last of my line, I have no children, and can’t imagine raising them with all the ₽ɪ$ʂ out there. Idfk.

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        I agree. The millions and millions of liters of urine produced every day - and everywhere! - is just horrifying.

        What kind of world…!

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    Censored subtitles must be the most stupid thing that exists.

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      My poor virgin eyes can only handle so many naughty words

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      deleted by creator

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      I know I fucking hate that, and they all follow that trend for views and shit, before it was genuine, now everything feels so fake, if you are gonna speak rude works do it, if you won’t don’t then, but don’t do lame censoring which does not help anyone but the algorithm.

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      Fixing this problem is what ai was built for

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    That was great

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      Unfortunately still doesn’t explain what to do when you’re covered in piss 😔

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        Clearly you use your keyboard to dry you off

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        At that point you either take a shower or start licking

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          Would you do it for $100?

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            If I had the $100 to spare I’d totally take you up on that

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        You mean p!$$

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    What’s the difference between man on man and fullstack tho?

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      You get more than $600 for fullstack?

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        It depends (mostly on the timeframe)

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      With man-on-man you’re at least consenting to get fucked and they generally use lube.

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      Depends. Man on man is generic.

      Full stack is… you know. fullnstack

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        How big does a stack of man on man have to be in order to be considered fullstack?

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          A full stack of pancakes is 5?

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    Atleast his switches are well lubricated.

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    Man, thats bullshit. Any real dev wpuld know that react is the best framework

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      That’s not what the question asked tho

      Angular is definitely better for dealing with piss on your keyboard since the extra angle should help the piss roll off

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        TIL piss rolls

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        Tru fax

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      React is only the most common not the best. Vue is superior

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        Years and years of trying to find a better web framework when php exists

        “Oh just use axios and await async the promise to make http calls”

        Statements dreamed up by the absolutely deranged

        Just use php and curl

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          just use axios

          What professional actually recommends axios?

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            What’s wrong with axios? Quite a bold claim. Do you just want to sound smart?

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              What’s wrong with fetch()?

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                Nothing, as far as I can tell. Besides being relatively new, it seems to have basic things you need.

                So what’s wrong with axios? Asking the inverse doesn’t answer my question.

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                  Besides being relatively new, it seems to have basic things you need.

                  It’s been baseline since March of 2017.

                  I’ve never run into a case where I’ve needed to use axios in almost a decade of being a professional web developer. It’s mostly been an annoyance whenever I’ve come into contact with it, and replacing it with fetch() calls would’ve solved those issues.

                  Besides that, axios is a dependency for functionality that is already built into the web platform.

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              Do you just want to sound smart?

              lol, nice addition.

              No. There’s just rarely a legitimate reason now to use axios. It shouldn’t be the first recommendation on which to build your API fountain.

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        I’m not a front-end dev by any means, but man is Svelte nice to use.

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      Well technically React isn’t a framework it’s just a UI library like jQuery. Nextjs would be the framework version of React. 🤓

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        a UI library like jQuery

        Um… what?

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          I’m not sure he meant to say UI. But he’s right that it’s a library not a framework.

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            “React is a library” developers when a UI library they need doesn’t have a separate React extension

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        Found “that guy”!

        (Even though you’re technically correct…)

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    Too much censorship to keep up.

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      It’s ridiculous

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    Are you proud with your job?

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      Yes

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