No gods, no masters.
if ( parameters.teaMass <= TEA_BAG_WEIGHT ) {
return "Error: incorrect input. Check if tea bag was inserted correctly into water container."
}
Glad I didn’t read it.
It’s is truly fucked up how corporations figured out how to sell their own ads.
Time to mention Bill Hicks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHEOGrkhDp0
edit: wow, turning an image into a hyperlink is silly in Markdown
My sense of humor got ventilation-shutdown-plused.
Reading theory on company time is just intellectualism 101.
Time to mention Sapolsky with relevant context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNMLlX7tyQk
Agnotology is a very interesting way of studying this. Also, I’m vegan.
37g is still low. A good target to aim for is 100g.
It kisses goodbye your asshole. Don’t forget from whence thy sheit falls.
[[[[[[[[[ TEST ]]]]]]]]]
why stop at curly brackets? Do all of them: parentheses, square brackets, angle brackets, and curly brackets. Also, strings should be liberated. Move all non-escaped quote characters to the end of the line too.
At least name it well. What’s tw
supposed to mean?
I just realized that I didn’t paste the whole thing.
<br>
actually:
<br>
but only sometimes.
Oldman.setHealth(“dicktits”); //normalize pls
0
Oldman.setHealth(“-100±1%”); //make percentage pls
Reject operations.
Use absolute number to remove the minus. Math.abs()
Oldman.setHealth(0.0); //it is subunitary, but undefined behavior - will it access the ‘numeric value’ overload, or the ‘subunitary numeric value’ overload?
Same result either way, so whatever if branch is first.
Understand the purpose. If you want to kill the old man with 0
, then there’s no point to leaving it as 0.9%, understand the non-linear characteristics of life and death.
When you’re dealing with the low level functions, sure, you can keep it simple. When you’re reaching the surface of user input, you’re either going to waste time with validation and error reporting, or you’re going to waste time with interfaces that can handle more shit without complaining. There’s no fool proof either way, but good luck pissing users off with endless docs.
Don’t write your own code just yet.
If your goal in programming is just to be a traffic cop between the user input and the database, all you’re doing is building a virtual bureaucracy, the kind that people really hate and is easily generated with coding tools. Or you’re just deferring the “smoothing out” burden to the UI developers.
…ends with. And there are more ways to parse.
Absolute (cm)
adding one 0
:
100%, automatically changes unit to %
(Word table properties)
Moths are cooler.