The video where Rev Bruce Howard scourges his own back while complaining about “studio lights so hot”, as a movie .

Men will do anything other than go to therapy.

Herpes is forever.

It matches “yo momma”.

That sounds like a trick question.

I’ve gone from worrying what would have happened in my children’s lifetime to worrying what will happen within my lifetime so I’m good.

Fucking “pre-prepare”. Prepare already means to get ready ahead of time.

You could remove 99.9% of instances of “literally” and it wouldn’t change the meaning of the sentence at all. It’s just like “um” by now.

Hasta la vista, baby.

We’d be able to buy up all the soon-to-be-flooded coastal property up for a song.

At least you just gained about two years worth of re-engineering work to get the outsourced system working.

The Zelda complaint is extra bullshit considering other open-world games like Just Cause do exactly the same thing by giving the guns limited ammo, so you constantly have to switch weapons based on what the enemies drop.

Every few years I find a drawer of expired gift cards and throw them out. One time I kept a one hundred pound gift card in my wallet for months on end, keeping it alive with balance checks in the store but never using it. My partner noticed this and said “just give it to me”, and promptly lost it forever in one of her handbags.

US Supreme Court judge.

I gave up on Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close after one chapter. No wonder neurotypicals think autistics are just insufferable nobs.

On the rare occasion you see a Union flag in Britain I usually say “oh my god we’re in Britain!”

Non-stop televangelism channels are quite something. But probably you know that’s weird.

I had to leave my 3k beast kettle in the UK as it would blow the circuit here in Oz. Everyone has a kettle here though as they still have the Brit DNA and lowkey love tea with their cricket.

They wrote “Roaming In The Gloaming”, I guess?

They’ll never top Windows 95 to be honest.