You can’t hump a PCB after everyone else has gone home though.

I mean, I don’t get where exactly the bus is (there are only Underground stations on the 94 route), but it’s clearly got plates, it’s a real London bus and the pavement is next to it.

Same with the music thing. I’m trying actually listening to the song to see what effect that has, at least at bedtime when too high a tempo can be a problem.

Believe it or not, straight to prison.

Stream of consciousness, very much like Ulysses but even less readable.

You’re right about that. I don’t think people realise how much blu-ray players rely on a licensed firmware encoding that has an expiry date, for instance. Your un-DRMd games and movies are yours.

I like to think my cyberpunk dystopia job will be catching these people in a giant butterfly net when they escape from the Palantir Workhouse.

What’s up, doc?

Gestures around

He’s attacking digital media, which isn’t really an issue as most of it you can keep on shelves and in boxes. Seems like it’s just online stores with licenses that are the problem.

Uh, games on DVD can’t be deleted or taken away from you (though actually they could by a firmware update). Not sure what he meant by that.

You need to get a big pack of replacement buds of all sizes. Start with a pair slightly too big for your ears until that becomes comfortable, then transition to the next size up. Repeat.

Helper function has comment explaining what it’s for instead of being named for what it does.

Because we’re mostly not bots.

NaN is still mad about the new twenty pence being so small and fiddly.

Jake Weary was better

Matt Damon

I miss when the tech business model was to find where buyers and sellers were interacting, insert an app in the middle and then add fees.

I just woke up from a dream where surreal versions of the Looney Tunes characters were trying to give me cryptic clues to something as they were legally barred from appearing as themselves or speaking openly.

Go to the park and watch kids play. They’ll be less overpaid and spend less time on the floor.