The world is so fucked I can’t even tell if this is satire at this point, regardless of itlf it’s posted here.
real
Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism
Child labor laws in Albania do not apply to AI I guess.
Child labour laws are bourgeois decadence
Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱
Unironically, Albania’s flag goes way harder than it has any right to.
Now the question is, who fucked the computer?
Who let JD Vance out again?
First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Stupidest dystopian timeline ever
One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.
Also, our minister is a LLM!
Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.
Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that…
Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis…
Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…
The Holy Spirit ™
Onion?
Reality
Not the onion
The Garlic
A shitty reality, indeed.
I mean, it’s a funny way to say that they are expanding use of this llm.
What in the fuck does this even mean?
My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it… maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?
Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.
It means it’s a corrupt dictatorship.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/73Ii25cUyJc - he literally said that, I need to lay down
Can we talk about the second half where the guy’s proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let’s have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama’s 83 slop-goblins.
Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.
My guesses:
- A LLM is roleplaying as a pregnant minister.
- A woman is “AI” minister and she’s pregnant, theres a typo and the government is publicly admitting corruption through nepotism.
A LLM is “working” as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.
Bruh. No words. I was sarcastic.
It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.
Ai ai ai
Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!
Chat Chippy tea.
AI
you absolute sentient loom.
Jesus christ Albania
Allah, actually. They’re muslim!
I mean Jesus is a Prophet in Islam, a very major one actually.
So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat
That is a magnificent term. ChatGPT tells me bee queens lay 2000 eggs a day, or duomilluplets.
i think octoginta sounds more like a desease, like “oh no i forgot my octogintis meds” while milluplets sound like a fancy kind of pastry that used to be hyped on tik-tok or something.This is fun! The devil would probably father sescentisexagintasextuplets (leChat guesses) which sounds like a sexy spell to assemble a book shelf.
…i should sleep
Le chat is French for “the cat”!
The more you knowwwwwww
It’s also what the chat in my name is from (my real name is a verb chatoyancy is related to).
Mr brightside is that you ?
Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?
Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.
