Why do prison guards use Windows? Because it always locks up.

Alternatively:

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

These bad jokes brought to you by nerds who were around during the nineties.

Bonus! PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

I mentioned this in another recent post, but before I was old enough to drive, my mom always said that one should let aggressive drivers “go have their accident somewhere else.”

I think I first saw this question on coolsig.com in the late nineties.

Also, I just discovered that site still exists. Fun!

That’s fine - I was just making a joke because the original comment referenced “international nerds” and you referred to yourself as an “international lemmy user.” I was joking that you were distancing yourself from the nerds, even though just being on lemmy makes it likely you are a nerd. All good!

I noticed you modified the label from the original message. Are you suggesting you’re not a nerd?

edit: Also, if we’re talking about the nineties, don’t forget our deployment of ninjas.

If I ever start a band, I’m calling them “International Nerds.”

Your second sentence makes me think an equal sign would be appropriate.

Perhaps that was it; it’s been a long time since I looked for the picture and I just posted it here on a whim, so I can’t guarantee I never searched for it that way.

Thank you to both you and the OC for following up.

Weird, I’ve done that a bunch of times with no results. Genuinely, thank you for finding it.

Amazing! Were you already familiar with it? If not, how did you find it?

Thank you very much.

Thank you for trying!

I didn’t know that, in this context, “Woz” was short for “Wozniak.” Hopefully he’s enjoying that Apple legacy!

You have, I’m sure unintentionally, reminded me of an old peer-to-peer sharing client.

I thought it was a Charlie horse and apple tree.

My pleasure!

That’s why I answered … Your question could have been sarcastic (as are many regarding superhero movies (especially Marvel ones)) or sincere.

If you were being sarcastic, no harm done as far as I could tell. If you were sincere, hopefully my answer helped. I genuinely hope that I gave you an answer were seeking.

I’m not judging you for not knowing. I’m pre-defending my comment. It probably says more about me than it does about you.

edit: Grammar.

In case the question is serious, the screenshot is from the movie Avengers: Infinity War.

Even the Guild of Calamitous Intent recognizes this.

Thanks!

Yeah? What game?