Attention and entertainment desired? On social media? That’s just plain wrong.

You have misjudged me, but I do appreciate the response.

Sure, but presumably evidence is needed for such an accusation. I’m not saying it didn’t happen, but I’ve seen no other allegations and am asking for evidence.

If they display this at his funeral, you’re gonna feel real silly.

I am specifically refraining from expressing my politics publicly, but I do have a question. Borne of curiosity, not to make any point.

Didn’t his brother die of alcoholism? I thought that’s why he doesn’t drink.

You haven’t accounted for 3002.

They have all of the time of the age of Aquarius leftover.

When I met my wife, she loved going to theaters to see kids see something amazing for the first time.

She’s so wonderful.

Are you sure you’re trying to help and are not a cannibal?

You put “stupid” in quotes but what’s the “joke” here? “Haha, I lied to you, hilarious”? I’m glad people get joy out of this … I guess … But I’m curmudgeonly and don’t get it.

edit: I do advocate checking links before you click them, though. Due credit there.

You have not changed my feelings regarding it.

Arfkjr.

I appreciate that my client finally shows YouTube pictures but, for those whose don’t - XcQ, link stays blue.

Never understood the appeal of that stupid “joke” anyway.

Sounds like a healthy relationship.

And that car, though.

I mean, it had nothing to do with him, but still. Goddamn sexy car.

Allegedly my great (maybe great great, I don’t know) grandmother tried to murder her husband by putting rat poison in his morning coffee. I don’t know if the forensics back then would have been able to identify that, but fortunately it didn’t matter because apparently rat poison floats.

I was never told what happened to her, though.

Sleep with him while in disguise, then accuse him of sleeping with someone else. Then you’ve managed both!

I thought the first part was so that you could give a valet the keys to park and retrieve your car, but not easily get to your belongings.

Was that employee Elvis?