oh my god this is where honey mustard comes from

that’s not what devoid means.

racooneter?

metercoon?

I don’t feel comfortable using either of those words.

Grant would have gotten blackout drunk and set Trump on fire.

I like to believe Washington would have as well

Probably something like this. At the very least, I’m pretty sure a few of these are currently piloting Ted Cruz’s human suit.

it’s basically a stock photo. If someone used AI to make this, they’re dumb as rocks.

Bush after the second throw:

Many Linii (and even BSDeez and various Archaeums) are more “download to a USB stick and use” now, you don’t even need to install them!

system, innit?

roight.

Bibi Buddies.

That’s a long ass song title, is that like the isekai version of elevator music?

yeah don’t do that, you gotta lift the counter before you shit.

Let’s be clear here, “solving crime” is just “violating your rights” with “because presumably a Judge allowed it” sauce on top.

Listen, when we steal time travel from the clankers and use it to come back in time and stop them, you’ll have a point.

Right now, not so much.

Hey, my favorite fishing spot survived!

That’s what progressive means in the U.S. It’s why the idiots are so afraid of it.

Exactly. MediumGray beat me to it, but that adaptation in Tigers helped them be better hunters.

It’s most likely that redheads at some point earned their reputation for soullessness.

I think every good job site has at least one “mascot” employee they only keep around for comic relief.