You know that number is entirely theoretical, right?

If he were to sell all of his stock tomorrow, it would tank the value immediately and he’d never get even close to half of that money (probably far less).

How do people like that remember how to breathe?

That doesn’t mean they don’t have any fans. In fact, that’s frequently all they have.

I think you missed the joke there buddy.

Yes, of course she was advised by some pretty smart people. But at the end of the day, she had the product they needed to sell.

Can someone please convert that into avocado toasts for me?

IDK bro, I see stuff at the grocery store for half off all the time because it’s close to expiry

Weird, that’s when most people seem to feel the gayest

Pretty sure the majority of J Lo’s wealth comes from her assets, not education

So Valve finally decided to make a version for women

Shocking discovery: sex sells. More news at 11.

In other words, compared to that whiskey, the $30 bottle of wine below looks like an absolute bargain

Yeah…

Oreo has a protein bar. Kraft has protein mac and cheese.

Pfft. At my grocery store, they’re selling protein water and protein soda these days.

Might

Coward

A nazi is an ideology that is used as an identity. The ideology is made up of a group of identical opinions.

That is so generic that it applies to every single ideology ever. By this definition, someone who identifies as LGBT is a Nazi.

A 2015 model is definitely going to be Intel, that was the only thing they made at the time

He can’t keep getting away with it!