Oh god why. This is like one step away from JavaScript math.

So you heat a whole oven or stove every time you want some leftovers? cries in planet

That’s what I thought but my wife needs it or she constantly forgets warm beverages in the microwave.

Well, there was at least that one time

Remote preheating sounds like a terrible idea. What if you mistakenly left something in there?

How long are people microwaving things to the point where that is useful??!

Oh wow, it’s you, the main character. I actually get to meet you!

Whatever became of that magic cooling paint that fluoresces sunlight into infrared?

Ok. And?

https://sh.itjust.works/post/40936810

We have earthquakes here. Plaster and bricks are great for insulating, but they crumble when the ground shakes.

Good idea using the Free Lossless Audio Codec that will sound way better than mp3 when the balloons all pop.

Growing and harvesting and delivering and picking up food use a shitload of fuel, we just subsidize it so you don’t realize how much it is. Using an image generator uses almost no energy (training it did, but that’s already done). The comparison isn’t even close.

You forgot the punctuation!

Oh you non-Americans and your lack of wheelchair access ramps.

See how stupid and annoying this is?

If only there was a horrible watermark that dances around to always overlap with the subject.

Literally everybody poops. It does not need to be a source of shame, EVERYONE does it.

I interpreted it as reinforcing that we need to pay attention to all the things on the list and not fall for the distraction.

Flick it!

You made the right choice.