I want one of these “Biblically accurate angels” for my Christmas tree.

no idea what’s going on here

Does he actually think Linux sucks? I’ll have to look up these “Linux Sucks talks”. I like Linux. I kinda like Rust too.

edit: OK question answered in first two minutes of the first “Linux Sucks” talk. He likes linux and I guess these talks are about improving it.

The perfect organism

His haters make him famous

because they don’t know their words

that’s a blackberry

Champion Psychology.

So you never have sexual fantasies? If somebody asks you to describe how something looks, how are you able to do it? Can you at least remember the colors red and blue?

If I had that money I could finally pursue my passion of fixing door hinges.

It’s a good thing!

Good lord. You have a full head of hair. Literally shut up.

This is my favorite one yet

At least he owns a house.

You are seen. You are important.

I don’t like real time because then I panic. Turn based is my kind of combat!

You got a lot of shit just laying around on your floor?

if it’s small and you pickle it, I’m down.

Sorry but you are a big fan of cucumber.

Why not turn based games?

Don’t you have to wait 30+ days between tests to do the deed and avoid STDs?

They have pills now that will keep you “ready” for 30+ days