I love how they chase me away. First, mister goose, I don’t want your stupid kids. Second, I could easily defeat you if I did want to eat them. I’m a fucking human. But I can’t help but respect their gumption.

Have you ever met a goose?

yeah what is this, reddit?

Kanata is a town (or maybe just a neighbourhood?) just outside of Ottawa, the capital city of Canada. I have no idea if the similar-sounding names are related.

Is that picture AI generated?

IT’S AN EMERGENCY!! AAAAHHH

gross

Different nonsense instead of the same nonsense again.

This nonsense again?

Who is facing years for touching floating paint chips? Link to article?

He totally would not have noticed that she was completely smashed.

Mexico shelling towns in California? There’s no way anybody stands by while that happens.

If somebody attacked American soil then everybody’s attitude would be different. There’s no comparison between “helping Trump bomb innocent Iranians” and “helping Americans in New Mexico and California who are being bombed.” Other western countries would help enthusiastically against an invasion into the USA. There’s no doubt about this.

Canada, England, and France would all definitely help the USA.

There is no excess cheese. There is only cheese.

NO

You’re all talk.

I am the rainbow

They are the dirt from which I grew

I have transcended my meds.

I AM OPTIMIZED