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"Source code file"

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    I’m convinced this man has never used a computer

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    The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.

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    The files are in the computer?

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      No, my son tells me they are in a folder. Now is this folder in the computer?

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    I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze :(

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      keep going, maybe you can bring it down

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    “Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file’s source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??”

  • Drunk & Root@sh.itjust.works
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    ah yes i will upload main_source-code-file.sh and ask it to help why it wont open

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    Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it’ll print out the code and it’ll land on Elon’s desk.

    Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you’re fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.

  • Enzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This man opens bin files in notepad

    • FarraigePlaisteaċ@lemmy.world
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      And .txt files in Microsoft Word

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        And gifs on internet explorer

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      You could see the “ms” IIRC magic tag of exe files in notepad.

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    1000001735

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Just give it to grok without expecting your code to come back

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        that or it’ll be converted into a bunch of swastikas.

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    I’ve been saying for a long time (since the 2010s tech boom). There’s needs to be a new term the public lexicon termed “poptech” or popular technology. In the same vein has popsci.

    The technology anyone knows anymore is oversimplified for general audiences. These days is almost always imparting wrong understanding.

    The industry has been rife with grifters. If people catch on then the bottomless pit of funding will become very shallow.

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    If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered

    • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      deleted by creator

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    Why the fuck can’t these assholes just go away?

    You’ve won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

    It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

    *these are rhetorical questions

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      I’d posit that they haven’t won and are fundamentally broken people seeking to fill a void that no amount of money could fill. I know for certain I could never attain this much wealth as I would stop way before tens of millions.

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      If it is any consolation for anyone: He won’t be able to piss normally for the rest of his life.

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        Did I miss something that happened?

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          It’s a known side effect of Ketamine abuse that the complete urinary genital system gets inflamed. Guys basically having a continuous cystitis and much more for the rest of his life - and he confirmed that to some degree.

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      1000001736

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        • substance abuse
        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          greed should be a mental illness

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            Then pick a picture of him looking rich, not manic

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              dude, that’s just his face.

              was he not rich when all those pictures were taken?

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      What does a man with power want?

      More power

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      It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

      No, that was a much larger group effort. You and me can’t wash our hands of it. Like, even if you ignore the majority of stuff they don’t own, we let them do that.

      • FarraigePlaisteaċ@lemmy.world
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        Well said. We don’t like inequality, but when it comes to blame somehow we all get a “tax free” discount.

        Yes, they are awful people. They have more than enough money to live out their sickest fantasies and it’s still not enough for them. But they are - at least in part - a symptom of the way the rest of us live. We vote for a government that lets us forget our humanity, class consciousness and responsibility in place of overbearing capitalism. Only we can stop this.

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      these mfs don’t need money anymore, they need power. money is just a byproduct of it.

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        money IS power. If you have the means to buy everyone off, then you are golden. Sucks, but that’s how it is.

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          also true. i hate the fact that most tech people i know are tech bro wannabe mfs. we need more community power to escape that shit.

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      They have turned life into an idle game and are bored now?

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        They’re playing life on god mode. But, they’re also very lonely. They drive away their original wives, who married them “before” (Bezos, and Gates). Their kids hate them. Everyone they come in contact with is paid in some way to be there. They have no real human connections. They’re surrounded by personal security staff 24/7. Also, Epstein just hung around the entrance to the rabbit hole. That hole goes deep, and I think we all know it.

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          Maybe thats why they all love their ai. They can think it’s a human-like connection, and it wont leave them because they’re horrible ghouls. And if it disagrees they can just tell the coders to recode it.

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      think about how few aircraft carriers they can afford though

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      It’s about fame, power, adoration, and legacy.

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    This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.

    • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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      Think of all the GOTOs

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        Elon goto hell

        • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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          GOTO considered harmful, except in this case

      • JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca
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        Nah it’s just if-then-elses all the way down

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        More like all the On Error Resume Next statements. Which wasn’t even the worst thing about Visual Basic! VB also had the On Error Resume statement. On Error Resume Next at least moved on to the next line after an error occurred; On Error Resume just re-executed the error-generating line, I guess on the assumption that something would eventually change there.

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          There would just be one of those, at the top of the 1 file…

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            On Error was used within a function, so you would have one (or more … or less) per function.

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              One function per file is definitely what grok would output

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              Oof indeed! After 40 years, I forgot it even had fns

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                I started with VB3, which didn’t have custom classes. I have no idea how I did anything back then, but at least it was better than TurboBasic.

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                  I did years of gw-basic, then ms quickbasic, j++, java, c#, now rust.

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    sounds like a very productive team💀

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    Notice how it’s suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.

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      Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don’t need the original anymore obviously

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        ctrl+a

        shift+del

        ctrl+s

        alt+tab

        shift+ins

        Don’t insult the clipboard by implying you don’t trust it.

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          Kudos for the old school windows cut/paste shortcuts.

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            I’ve said it before, but Ctrl+Insert, Shift+Delete, and Shift+Insert for Copy, Cut, and Paste respectively, are underrated keyboard combinations

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            Keyboard shortcuts from my Tandy 1000HX trying to program in QBASIC and QuickBASIC are burned into my fingers.

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              Quickbasic is where I picked it up too! Stopped using them decades ago tho

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        Version control should take care of it either way, but I’m talking about principles.

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          Grok users probably don’t even know git

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            Just vibe code version control. It’s a solved problem the odds it plagiarizes a working system is like predicting 100 coin tosses.

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