Harry Harlow proven right once again

Daredevil’s sensei is Stick. TMNT is Splinter. The baddies in Daredevil are “The Hand,” in TMNT, they’re “The Foot.”

And the radioactive mutigen that mutated the turtles came from the same canister that blinded Murdock.

Are you aware of all the parallels between TMNT and Daredevil?

Not to mention, if you try to swallow a potato whole (as one does), you risk choking to death.

It was an especially interesting case because there was a question of whether the photographer lied about who actually took the picture. So he could either claim the monkey took it an lose the copyright or claim he took it and have it lose all value.

Mouse? I thought that was a koala all these times.

It was.

So was the episode of Silicon Valley that the above image is from. https://www.cracked.com/article_49720_kid-rocks-cameo-on-silicon-valley-is-going-viral-for-obvious-reasons.html

No it isn’t.

Nope. Mirrors show you what you looked like when you were 3-4 nanoseconds younger.

But a cattery couldn’t be used in a circuit. It only has a cathode.

TIL. Thanks.

Not sure if this is intentional or if the author doesn’t understand the source they’re parodying, but putting multiple brackets around a word (in this case "job”) in a conspiracy/political context can be interpreted as a antisemitic dogwhistle.

Edit: I hope you’ll read my careful wording in that I did not imply the author meant anything by this. I was simply bringing it up in case it was unintentional. I’ve since learned that some people use <<>> instead of quotes.

…Trying to work out if there’s a way you could orient a camera, the subject, and the observer such that they could see a picture of when you were older.

Yo momma’s so fat, she sat on a binary tree and squashed it into a linked list in O(1) time.

What’s funny is that it works even when people know the initial price is bullshit.

A study at MIT had people participate in a silent auction. They were asked to list the last two digits of their social security number and then asked if they would be willing to pay that many dollars for each item before placing their bid.

On average, people with higher SSN digits bid more.

Was just in Silver Platters in Seattle. They still have one. Touch screen to boot. But it looks like it’s been broken for quite a while.

Pull your wallet out in public.

Then all of these rocks and stars are forgotten when the universe is just black holes for a trillion trillion years.

I wish this was a real law. Stayed at the Omni Parker House in Boston recently which is allegedly haunted by the ghost of Charles Dickens because he lived there for like a year.

But he didn’t die there. I feel like his ghost has better places to be than the flat he shacked up in while visiting the States that one time.

I don’t get it…