I bet someone solves it and doesn’t post what they did to solve it.

nah, lostprophets.

lolno. My parents didn’t give a fuck about me.

My last support worker had a samsung z flip or whatever it is. the one that is a normal phone size, but it folds in half. She reported no issues with it.

last train home in my ass.

the frontbutt fell off!

I meal prep, but i eat home cooked food every day. Anyway, since I gave up all the processed junk food, my acne is gone, I feel healthier, I AM healthier. I don’t work though, so I doubt I could work AND home cook meals.

Someone where I live was charged with 3D printing a gun. I believe he got jail time

not exactly what you asked, but most people get “blood is thicker than water” wrong. It’s actually “blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb” which means it’s the exact opposite of what people think it means.

+1

I can find a woman absolutely gorgeous, but as soon as she lights up a ciggie, I’m out. No thanks.

in addition to what others have said, disable root login

I am so SMRT. I mean SMART.

Lionel Hutz was a great character. RIP Phil Hartman.

Ugh. I hate how correct you are:/

wait, you’re supposed to clean your washing machine??

HOW??

Christmas Vacation. Probably because at one point I was watching it 2-3 times a week. #JustAutieThings

Sounds like someone has the case of the mondays.

Especially when it means that Reddit gets one less user. At least for me

You make a fair point

another name for CLI is the TUI (Terminal User Interface)