Mornin’ angle

Definitely agree there. The first two were so good, I don’t exactly remember everything in the third one but I remember being really put off in general.

Does it come with an official looking certificate?

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Damn I really miss living in Taiwan

Maybe he accepted Jesus right at the end.

Tell me why

Insert wheezing laugh voiceover

Artillery it is then.

Aurenkin is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.

Horniness cannot be destroyed by any craft we here possess.

Get him to watch The Dish

Had a pretty rough year last year. Dear Agony - Breaking Benjamin was my sad song of choice.

Did the free solo guy carry a TV back down?

Rich people always win. I don’t think there’s really more to it than that but I could be wrong.

Everybody look under your car!

I take off my robe and wizard hat

The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know.

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

After the Earth is engulfed by the sun: well, no point doing it now, lucky I didn’t waste my time on it.