I prefer audio

OneDrive to rule them all

OneDrive to pester them.

OneDrive to upload them all

And in the cloud store them.

The age of men is over. The time of the choc, has come.

OneDrive to rule them all

Know we are dumb as fuck, you mean

Five nights at Teddy’s

Perfect, thank you! Can’t believe that worked after I tried basically everything else.

True. Be like Ray Shoesmith in this very specific and narrow context but perhaps leave it at that.

Be like Ray Shoesmith

The petty movements of celestial bodies have no power here

One must imagine Sisyphus jacked

This is so true. Getting in the zone like that is such an amazing feeling, I love it, especially her reactions.

I fear no binary, but that thing…it scares me

Whittaker’s coconut blocks are so good.

To be fair a handbag is a much more complex piece of engineering than a computer monitor.

You probably made his year

Thanks for reminding me to fire this up again.

Live and drink, friend.

She didn’t chain me up luckily just grabbed onto me and refused to let go.

TW: Assault / Abuse

Dated for six weeks and when I tried to leave the relationship she physically restrained me (I was at her place), I didn’t want to hurt her so I spent the next hour or so talking my way out of it. Later that night she got drunk, came around to my place, yelled outside for a bit and then broke in. That’s the short version at least, my experiences were actually really positive after that though.

Do you even shop