I haven’t gotten high in more than five years. I miss the social aspect of it more than anything else. It’s what made disc golf such a great hobby.

Por que no los dos?

My house has totally fucked-up electrical. For some reason, there’s a secondary breaker box in the basement which switches some of the outlets and lights in the house over to running off the generator outside. So when the line power comes back on, the lights that aren’t switched to the gen come back on (if I happened to have them on when the power went off, at least).

I’ve lived in this house for 15 years now and I’ve been without power here for a total of seven weeks during that time. I like how many trees we have here but that’s the price we pay.

“This meeting could have been an email, and the email could have been a pornhub session.”

Won’t somebody think of the werewolves?!?!

“I really like the color orange, too …”

This isn’t real – she has no tattoos.

Peak Cytheria.

Not far at all from Major Grey’s chutney, which goes great with steak.

I’d love to get a sex change. I’ll take “none” to “some”, thank you very much.

Annie, are you Oakley? Are you Oakley, Annie?

I don’t know how it tastes, I just use it to clean my Corinthian leather.

“Splitter!”

I have a whole bag of those things and I can’t even remember what dish I ordered them for. Some kind of Iranian stew, I think.

My mom for some reason always gave out little bags of pretzels. Most of the kids just had this sad look of disappointment, but occasionally you’d get a kid that was super-excited to get pretzels.

Nobody’s gonna mention The Joker’s Wild? Ok then.

One of the songs I’ve had on repeat lately is the Dave Brubeck-esque version of “Golden Brown.”

For me, it’s pretty rare that I come to like a remix better than the original song. But this is one example of that. I’m sure you know this but other people might not: the singer is Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqMWEjXGJg0

All I can say is Muigi Langione.