I prefer Melon Husk.

I don’t really understand how cats even can get this large. I’ve kept a number of cats and always just fed them dry food in big bowls or auto-feed dispensers where they could eat as much as they wanted whenever they wanted it, and they always stayed a normal weight.

One thing I always liked about the various flavors of BASIC was that nobody ever pushed that shit as a religion.

Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground

Can’t spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus’ real sacrifice.

He bought twitter because he was trying to do a pump and dump with the stock.

Maybe, but the fact of Saudi and Russian backing of his takeover and his turning twitting into (more of) a nazi propaganda shithole suggests that was the main purpose behind the acquisition - especially when the cost was an absolutely trivial fraction of his overall wealth.

Sears is the clearest example ever of how the leaders of large corporations are not in any way competent at running large corporations. They are only competent at climbing to the top of large corporations.

Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk… These dragons

The only sense in which they’re dragons is “dragon deez nuts across our faces”.

There’s a name for that: DEVELOPMESTUCTION

I learned it while at the same time learning (or really enhancing my previous knowledge of) javascript, thanks to an insane mostly-Finnish app development platform known as Qt Creator, which for no rational reason uses C++ for the under-hood-stuff and javascript for the UI front end. Just an absolutely horrible mismatch of mental states. For bonus points, the company that I worked for that used this monstrosity for its suite of apps got purchased by a huge west coast company and the apps were shut down and everybody was fired, after two years of my working on this shit.

I used to take my cat to an old country horse vet. On one visit she had to get a pill of some sort and I told the vet that my cat hated pills and it wouldn’t be possible to get one down her throat. He said “son, I’ve been a vet for over 50 years and I’ve never had a cat that I couldn’t pill.” He couldn’t get the pill down her throat and had to give her a shot instead. I’ve never been so proud. RIP Martha, miss you girl.

your mass of Triscuit paste

Thanks for ruining Triscuits for me.

Anyway … here’s Wonderwall.

I mean, it got the case right on every other letter.

You used to could, on Blackberry at least.

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At least it got the last letter kinda wrong.

:(

I’m not saying he understands “grok”, but it would certainly be in character for him to be a Heinlein fan.

I had no respect for the term “prompt engineer” until I read this comment.

If you want trash, you want macOS.

Lol so true

Old person here: you should wait. Not just because you get swollen with creaky joints, but because your cats die.