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      It’s definitely on the level of the average US “wholesome” story.

      “Cancer riddled kid chooses to pay for classmates lunches instead of chemotherapy, dies with a happy smile”

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    He is truly a good Catholic.
    Murder victims go to heaven while you go straight down to the boiler room after suicide

    Thots and payers, everyone

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      I don’t think I could find it, but there’s a different, older version of this meme with the same pic. The punchline is indeed the first part of this one, but it was done in a much more subtle way and didn’t ruin the joke by spelling it out with “murder instead of suicide.”

      Shame on whoever stole the joke and then not only told it badly, but ended it with necrophilia.

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        The shitpost should be less shitposty?

        It’d still work, but that’s against the whole point. I mean, you’re just proving it worked as designed. That’s quality shitposting.

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            So memes; not Shitposts.

            Fortunately, there’s plenty of meme communities here. Just type “meme” into search and start hitting that +. I’d also recommend blocking shitpost communities if you don’t like them, especially as it seems you’re viewing an uncurated “All”. Hope that helps :)

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      Someone will be asking in a moment to tell us that this is shitpost community, some people are too uptight, that its dark humour, and that we should just block the community if we don’t like it.

      Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny, because they lack the emotional depth to understand the ramifications of these concepts.

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        this is shitpost community, some people are too uptight, its dark humour, you should just block the community if you don’t like it.

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        Well the suicide/murder part was funny…the raping a dead corpse part was unneeded. I’m not offended or disgusted at all! I just think the last part made the meme worse.

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            The couches never complain when JD Vance does his thing. So I won’t complain after I’m gone if this guy picks up my husk later to enjoy it one more time…or a few times. He doesn’t say how many times he’s gonna do me.

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        Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny, because they lack the emotional depth to understand the ramifications of these concepts.

        As a survivor of multiple suicide attempts (💪), and someone who has lost family members to suicide, suicide jokes can be fucking hilarious.

        You don’t get to decide what parts of the human experience are acceptable to laugh at. For some of us, it’s not just humor, it’s how we endure.

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        Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny,

        Did your parents tell you about themselves as a bed time story?

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      Someone linked his Wikipedia page elsewhere on this thread. Ofcourse the last part is made up, that’s the joke, but the first part is the feel-good meme that made its rounds several years ago.

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      welp, they got me in the first half, not gonna lie.

      That’s why I’d rather keep the last part

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      Actually the rocks, ground, water etc probably do the actual murdering. Gravity just plays the role of inevitable force or rather acceleration. Rally much innocent like the road is to a car crash even though you wouldn’t have the same crash without the road.