The movie was written as a joke, but unfortunately society decided to use it as a road map.

Here I was thinking the UCA was his plan.

I loved my Windows phone… the lack of quality apps was their real downfall IMO.

Goth girls = boots?

Why is French toast always left out of the debate?

Looks like IHOP pancakes and a Waffle House waffle. Neither establishment is known for high-quality dining… however, a waffle house all-star special while half drunk at 3am hits on a different level.

Keep going. We haven’t sunk Florida yet.

It’s sad how far the military standards have fallen over the last couple of decades. On the upside with shit cardio, these fat boys shouldn’t be challenging to evade.

Did they not have any good choices?

Three for each, or is one of them greedy?

It is possible to be empathetic about the manner of his death and the suffering it has caused while still being happy he is gone.

I only ever ask at corporate box stores, small business, and especially veteran owned business, I’ll actually refuse a discount if offered.

As long as the replicator works, I’d call that a win and sort out the rest in a classic Star Trek hairbrained way.

I would love a fully functional self powered Star Trek industrial replicator (pre-programmed)… oh, and while you’re at it, if you could tweak my brain to do the dopamine thing in a healthy way, I’d appreciate it, but fully understand if that’s too much of an ask.

Aside from all the jokes I got about being a 16 year old boy driving a pink car, I actually mostly loved that tracker… soft top was my biggest bitch in the winter months it was impossible to get it warm.

Took my test in 1997 in a 1994 magenta geo tracker with a stick shift.

Like much of everything else, the Romans stole/adopted this Greek mentality as well.

He stacked military leadership with loyalists. It’s still each and every individual soldiers responsibility to determine for themselves whether they will follow an order if they believe it to be unjust. Many in the military are Maga, but there will be many that would refuse such orders as well… Basically, I’m just trying to say the military isn’t a hivemind. If orders came down to attack us citizens, I’d hope there’d be significant pushback throughout the ranks.

“The plastic tips at the end of shoe laces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.”