I will still do this. What does an alarm clock cost? $500? $1,000? I’ll do it for half that.
I will still do this. What does an alarm clock cost? $500? $1,000? I’ll do it for half that.
They only agreed to help because OP was just so darn cute.
Crusader Kings recently finally got its claws into me. Fun fact: the game DOES have a moral compass of sorts, because eventually, your incestuous off-spring can be too mentally handicapped to have further children with.
So it’s not all bad.
How can this NOT mean that all CIA agents are like Mr. Magoo?
How do you fail at a singular task more than 600 times and still have the world think you’re some fearsome spy force?
“Well, sure, he was knocked out 638 times, but those 2 decision victories sure were something… Greatest boxer of all-time!”
Bidet-torade
k, but it kinda sounds like you’re being cuckolded…
Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart…
Yep. There were literal meetings on Capitol Hill between Republicans and billionaires planning to buy the failing newspapers for more propaganda reach. I was invited and my then-boss attended.
A few selections from The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith:
By the second of the rules annexed to the Act of Parliament which imposed what is now called the Old Subsidy, every merchant, whether English or alien, was allowed to draw back half that duty upon exportation; the English merchant, provided the exportation took place within twelve months; the alien, provided it took place within nine months.
As it is the interest of the freemen of a corporation to hinder the rest of the inhabitants from employing any workmen but themselves, so it is the interest of the merchants and manufacturers of every country to secure to themselves the monopoly of the home market. Hence in Great Britain, and in most other European countries, the extraordinary duties upon almost all goods imported by alien merchants.
Before I met my wife, I was incomplete. Now I’m finished.
Probably The Naked Gun
Fetch sounds streets ahead.
If you gamble and fart and and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Why are you so quick to say that?
Learn how to be happy alone. Simple!
Really though, if you figure this out, a lot of other things click into place. I used to think it was impossible. Just words miserable people said to make themselves feel less lonely.
Okay, sometimes it’s still that, but I’ve come to enjoy being able to focus on whatever I want to focus on without the distractions, drama, and/or gnawing desperation.
And are prohibitively expensive. And require electricity.
I still can’t believe BeamNG just exists and we can play/mod it. It’s one of my childhood dream games brought to life and still brings me joy every single time. It’s just soooo cooool.
His boss is a speed reader with extremely vivid mental imagery.