Yes! I’m convinced my dogs think I’m doing it. It’s not my fault!

Boobs. Butts. That sort of thing.

Whenever an argument starts, just silently point at the sign.

You couldn’t even hold the sword of down due to the shape.

First-person platformer with portals. It’s set on a cruise ship in a storm.

Please stop acting like your goat doesn’t do this every damn Spaghetti Night.

Basketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.

NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.

I’ll still take a gander if there’s even a chance it helps. Hell, even if it won’t, we might as well try?

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But I’m shy. 🤭

idk

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Sorry, I couldn’t find it on ebaumsworld or The Chive.

Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges

Dur I’m a polar bear and the ice is shrinking waaaaah.

Let me ask you this: when you pump gas, do you stop on an even dollar amount?

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

So we could go visit our great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents and they’d look like Jabba the Hutt. Holidays would be a beast.

Stop looking at the cheeks, grit those teeth, and give that anus a good gander.

(Full disclosure: I am not a therapist, but it’s good advice.)

Why not take it all?