Tragically few, to your point.

You might underestimate how much abuse my diaphragm can withstand.

even especially if others don’t enjoy it

Seems like the fundamental premise of the joke/meme? It sounds weirdly like getting off on violating others’ boundaries.

Maybe it’s back in the same spot. I’m feeling lucky.

It’s really not that rare. I was a fat guy with multiple skinny girls.

I have never seen a couple where the woman is thin and the guy is overweight.

Really!? I feel like I could point this out to you within like 15 minutes at any busy grocery store in the southeastern U.S. Probably a few times.

That definitely wasn’t my wardrobe approach. One of my main inspirations as I was learning how to dress better was Chalky White from Boardwalk Empire.

I like colors. Tended toward the ostentatious. But I was working in politics, so it helped to be eye-catching.

The ending was about as bleak as endings get.

Regardless, killing Lincoln prematurely has already been done.

Season of what? I’m unfamiliar with anything besides the funny picture. What’s the source material?

:)

That’s where I got my start! Those heady days of yore. I miss having money.

I wish I didn’t love wearing suits, but I do. I used to get to/have to wear them for work and I never get to or have a good reason/excuse anymore. And now I don’t even own a basic blazer. I had a whole closet of bomb-ass blazers. It was so good.

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Really depends. They’ve dropped off in quality and there are better shoes, but in terms of pure comfort, Cole Haan uses the same cushioned inserts as Jordans in some of their dress shoes, as one example.

They weren’t sending us their best, that’s for sure.

I’m sorry, that sounds so difficult. I’ve already seen so many in my life wither as they had to become caretakers and/or caretakees, and I’m only 40.

Like Casandra, knowing the future won’t make you happy or get people to listen to you.

I wish you’d told me this years ago. I still struggle with needing to be proven right. It’s exhausting.

I don’t think that’s an appropriate way to hold a cat.

Not 150 years ago.

Same idea, except I’m going all the way back for ol’ Abe. And I don’t mean Lincoln. Important clarification nowadays.