Remarkably cogent response

I think I’d prefer to be that 400 year old Greenland shark. Just moseying around the ocean, lurkin in the dark, senile as shit.

Trebuchet my bloated corpse into Dick Cheney’s living room

Dig a 3 feet deep trench in front of the fence and use it for composting

Yeah but then you have to change your lung oil more frequently. Shit adds up in this economy

Better if they used the Spear of Longinus to cut the pie

Sends a screaming horde of children in with multiple bags of chips and soda

Laughs maniacally

“Stuff 3: now with 100% proprietary parts”

I said this no less than 4 times yesterday.

Absolutely. It’s poor business practices that broke the social contract. An employee owes them nothing.

Corporations are creating multitudes of Arya Starks, all stropping their knives and waiting for a chance to wet the blade.

Refusing to reward a corporation for their bad behavior is incredibly cathartic.

You gotta get the right kit. Ever grown crystals?

Points to smaller twin I want a girl like her, but Supersized.

“Funny you should say that…”

Which begs the follow up question: are all Slytherins bottoms?

Follow up, follow up: Was Voldemort a bottom?

Don’t forget the biohazard stickers

What about all the white women who voted for Trump? Benefitting from structural racism is a helluva drug

No, mid as in “amid.” They’re in the ocean.

Somehow the snakes returned…

“Our tradition is subjugation!”

Your core argument is essentially just a rationalization of your own behavior.

So my original analysis holds true: a remarkably bad hot take.