Ouch. Shards of glass & metal through his hand.

Ideally his grave will be in a landfill in Siberia, not that I would want you to travel that far to piss on his grave, but he does belong in the most remote Siberian landfill.

I feel ya. Me too 😄 Fediverse allows us to speak our minds, usually.

I’m pretty sure bon Jovi & def Leppard were classified as hard rock. Even though they had some sweet ballads, it was mostly their metal-looking aesthetic that at a glance people might assume metal.

DJT will receive the same sentiments after he dies. Soon I hope.

What are the odds that someone who enjoys reading & writing as a hobby (forums like Lemmy attract such people), also has the perfect anecdote to accompany OP’s comic 🤔 Well-written & detailed & several details seem highly unlikely.

I sense creative fiction here.

As we all know from the brilliant movie Idiocracy,

I don’t feel like finishing that sentence because I’m tired.

“without working??” Wait you lost me. How the hell is someone supposed to live in a $5 million house if they’re not working to earn the $5 million to pay for the house?

Then why are you worried about hair loss?

Could buy a two-bedroom house here in California for a few million.

We can always lean on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in trying times like this.

A newborn baby bathtub and ramen noodles?

Where is Haystack Rock?

Ooh maybe you can help me with a word I always am unsure how to spell, you know how when something doesn’t bother you, you say you were unfazed by it, how do you spell that word? Unphased?

Maybe OP meant to write “plaque.” Like maybe the prince brushed her teeth for her before going in for the coma-ending kiss.

The first time I heard the “two wolves” thing, circa 2004, it blew my mind, so profound & thought-provoking.

Now it would feel condescending if a therapist threw it at me.

Why are we humans so grumpy & mercurial?

About 16 hours.

On a scale of 0 to 10 of how upset I am about this, it’s a zero. It’s just that in real life I am unmistakably woman with a light soft voice and long curly hair and I wear pink dresses and it’s really weird for me on the internet when people call me bud and bro and dude.

Again I cannot emphasize enough how weird it feels, just like it would feel weird for a man to be called lady and sweetie pie and honey and she and her 🤷🏼‍♀️

and it did not occur to me to make a username to emphasize my gender, I made this username in a wild frenzy haste and gave it no thought whatsoever, but I do recall one time I did have a username that emphasized my femininity, and receiving a lot of uncalled for harassment from that. It’s ridiculous. It’s just my comfort zone relaxing on places like Lemmy after I’m exhausted from my daily life, I just want to hang out here and relax. And not be called a dude every time 😂

I wasn’t even trying to login. I just wanted the basic facts, like I had forgotten what are the different tier levels of ages we are allowed to retire. After much ado I finally got there and got the information.