My dumbass accidentally went to pornhub looking for corn and was sorely disappointed

Ahh Del Monte. Enjoy them old man, they will be your last

So it’s not the corn smut that I crave?

I do wonder sometimes if I have early stage cancer that hasn’t been diagnosed yet

Sometimes stuff needs to air out

Interesting! I’d say I’m between 1 and 20

why not 67 or 69?

Where does the celery go?

Huh, depending on my mood and the temperature, I’d say I’m a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

I’m #1!

Just try it!

You should send pics of your genitalia to your parents

You have family, neighbors, people in the parking lot that you are obligated to share your wisdom with

Bring back cigarettes? Hell yeah!

the greeks are here

Good margaritas

I thought bubba was a horse

Great plan