Satin is more affordable than silk

Hope you guys have a good time

That’s the joke

Check the road left, right, left.

You’re not supposed to see yourself when you time travel

I’m just happy with myself for sitting through a whole movie. I have no idea if it was good or bad. It’s always good I sat through a movie.

A bicycle is more practical

More dead CEOs please

Maybe they earn a lot of money due to some random war event?

Sometimes I think about how lucky people were to die before 9/11

Mayo is food lube

Love it when they eat you out and are immediately ready to stick it inside

I met a guy like this. He left wife number one for wife two, and it wasn’t working out, so he was already considering options for wife three.

I’m watching the world baseball classic and making pigs in a blankets

“designed in America, made in China” added to it

How could a wolf possibly fall in love with a cat?!

Im comfortable with Ubuntu, and have no curiosity to try another distro. But if I ever have the inclination to try something else, I know Lemmy will have kind people to guide me.

Nice 👍

This is one of the typical reactions when people hear about Ubuntu

If the gang calls me a dog before they rail me in every position they want, does that count too?