Ahhh! He’s doing that Trump thing!

Noted. Stop touching your finger!

I’d this an fingecle? A fock? A Fenis? Or maybe a fick? I know it starts with an F. But maybe its a peninger? A cocinger or a dicinger?

Its a kid’s knees… No wait, it’s only one so its a kidney!

Hilarious! But it needs a way to extract the spent tacos after you ate them!

Right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcB5189mMpc

I feel like this needs a song from the before times. Hold on, I gotta go back in time to fuck this.

Americans want kiwis as pets. Trump would like the eggs. Give us kiwis please!

I’m.pulling all my money from the bank so I can have it ready to buy as many houses and condos that I can when we reach bottom… LOL s/

That’s awesome!.. An awesome depression!

Me too!

Its the new single from Taylor Swift. Now all grown up, the bank tells her the bad news. She must suffer. She can’t get fat or have a family to feed because there’s no money to go around. She’s forced into the life of a skinny bitch. She dreams of having money for a boob job but must settle with stuffing socks in her bra. Sad, very sad.

While it is an aggressive investment portfolio its not unusual or exotic in anyway, just tech heavy.

If you got 17,000 points like a NASDAQ has and you take away 2% every day like we’ve seen for a few days now, it will take 34 days to half!

Half! The new double! Who knew!

Do it. Don’t show a girl. Keep it for your kids before they turn 10. After 10 they don’t care shit about you. But before 10 you’re hilarious.

I feel for you! In a few decades, we we recover, we should go have a drink…of rain water. I assume rain water goes thru cheap wooden boxes.

I’m.losing another 10 for sure if not all. I need to invest in a building tour. It has to be at least 5 stories tall. Can you jump from lady liberty these days? I need something without safety nets…you know for photography. Like maybe I’ll take a selfie.

Its 6 am on a Monday. I’ll be going to work for another 8 hours of my life to make absolutely nothing compared with all the money I’m gonna be losing.

Or maybe let’s guess how much we’re gonna be losing this week! I hear there’s more fun the orange stain wants to have this week.

LOL I got poor grammar.

Gotta have his name on his shirt just in case he forgets it.