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“After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”
Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…
“Hang in there! You’re going to really nail your next undertaking.”
So long. And thanks for all the fish.
And loaves.
It’s the most layered joke I’ve ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl.
Rightly so. I laughed at the HHGG reference and then I got the second level and mentally applauded you :-)
Lol.
Given that Chinese fortunes aren’t fortunes and are usually proverbs…it’ll probably be something like “You can walk on water too, if it’s cold enough.”
“No fortune cookies for you! This is not America.”
“That wasn’t chicken”
“Even the closest of friends can sometimes hold betrayal in their hearts.”
“You will reunite with a friend”
“The bad times will be over quickly”
“A sudden windfall will come your way”I just want to know if the loto numbers were any good.
They probably weren’t literate.
🏛️🗡️✝️👉👉
in these dark times, people will see their fortune in you. you are their silver lining.
Nobody could tell, because they had no translation.
“Don’t trust the Jews”
Given that they were all Jewish this seems unlikely
But the guy who makes the cookies was REALLY racist. Even by historic standards!
A stitch in time saves nine.
Fortune Cookies are American, not Chinese.
Yeah well so is Chinese food
