For the most part, Jason Momoa

Embezzlement is a bit sketch

Embezzlement from billion dollar corporations is a moral duty whenever the opportunity presents itself, so long as that embezzled money gets redistributed appropriately, Robin-Hood style.

Mickey 17 was an overly inflated version of “Moon” with Sam Rockwell.

This one time, I tried telling some mob guy that he was funny.

He did not take it well.

But turns out he was just fuckin’ with me.

I love that episode. That and the “challenging wank” episode.

Edited to add: How can I possibly have forgotten to add Joe Wilkinson’s poem about naming willies… Unforgivable of me.

“It’s like I tell my ex-wife. Honey…I never drive faster than I can see. And besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.”

I would fail to respond.

Not really a “fandom”, but Science Fiction. My two most controversial takes:

1. In Alien 3, Hicks and Newt had to die in order to thematically be an Alien film. Alien (the original trilogy) was always Ripley’s story; a woman who has had everything taken away from her and ends up an outsider where the only real touchstone left to her is the very xenomorph that she battles. In Alien, she’s an outcast among the crew. In Aliens, she’s a civilian amongst a bunch of mega-macho mercenaries. In Alien 3, she’s a female among male prisoners. Thematically, Ripley simply can’t have an ensemble cast around her at the beginning or the end of each film. Fincher understood that.

2. In Blade Runner (before future movies retconned it), not only is Deckard a replicant, he’s a very specific replicant. Gaff was the original Blade Runner on the case, and he got wounded in the leg during the escaped Replicant’s first attempt at getting into the Tyrell Corporation. Supposedly one of them got fried going through an electric fence, but in reality, that replicant was captured and reprogrammed with Gaff’s life; Gaff’s memories in order to continue the investigation. Meanwhile, Gaff himself is forced to babysit this “replacement” that everyone else thinks can do just a good a job as he can, and so he’s bitter about it through the whole film and taunts the replicant with cryptic hints about his memories.

(Hitch) + (Hiker) + (Guide) + (Galaxy) = H2G2

What kind of sociopath would include the “h” at the end of Hitch in that acronym? That’s some real honest-to-god serial killer prediction behaviour right there, sir.

That most definitely says Salsa. It was only after reading the text above that my brain could even recognize the 59/59.

Bro’s not dumb. His teacher has shit handwriting.

Finances.

I don’t want to be rich. I don’t care about money all that much.

My definition of success has always been that if I can let a payday come and go without having to look at my bank accounts and shifting money around to make sure everything is taken care of, that’s all I want. I want to make enough that I don’t have to check my bank account before every bill comes out. I can be assured that the money that is needed will be there.

Had that for a while. No longer do. And it really really sucks.

That “intelligent” and “smart” mean the same thing.

I love the fact that it’s an entire movie where the side-kick is treated as the main character, while the actual main character is treated as the side-kick. It’s brilliant.

It’s also responsible for by-far my most used line. "It’s like I told my ex-wife. “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. And besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.”

That is an impossible question because it depends on so many factors of what’s going on on the particular day that I’m asked.

So instead I’ll give you the three that most often rotate into top spot:

1. Children of Men

2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

3. LA Confidential

PC is nothing until I can get the parts in to get it running.

Everything at the moment is being done on a 4gb Chromebook that I’ve wiped and installed Linux onto. It’s surprisingly capable in a lot of ways, but not capable enough to do more than some very basic blender modelling.

Oh yeah…it’s all backed up. That’s not a worry. Just don’t have a computer powerful enough for 3D modelling, or editing at the moment. So all I can do is write code and hope that when I put it together with the 3D it actually works (it won’t, because honestly I’m pretty terrible at coding but I refuse to vibe it.)

“Working on” is a pretty hazy definition at the moment.

My three biggest projects (finishing an aircraft for X-Plane, programming a minimalist word processor, and working on what will hopefully be a pixel game similar to Panzer General) were all functionally tanked when my desktop died. I could still do little things here and there on my underpowered laptop, but for all intents and purposes, I’ve been hamstrung for about four months now.

Finally picked up a new/used computer and just have to work through a few more glitches to get it up and running.

Don’t ask why all the pamphlets are blank between 1939 and 1945…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO9uiUFbbsM

Trump.

But only because I’ve lost sympathy with those people who keep saying “We need to get him out in November, blah blah blah”

Holy…fucking…denial, Batman! He’s not going away. He’s not joking about staying in 2028 and 2032. By all means vote in the midterms but be prepared for that vote to mean precisely jack shit.

Stop bitching and do something about it. Does it risk your livelihood and possibly your life when (not if) it comes to that? Yes. But you know who elses livelihood’s and lives were threatened? The founding fathers; they had the courage to do it anyway.

If American’s aren’t willing to stand up for fear of losing their precious conveniences, than fuck 'em. I’m at the point where they deserve what they get.

I go to ebay and select “Canada Only” when trying to find a particular item. (Am Canadian)