None.

You voted yourself that banana ape, so now you got that banana ape, and nothing can be done anymore.

RAM.

Rule of a happy life: always have as much RAM as you can barely afford.

You would also shit 50 big piles along your own garden fence just to keep the neighbor’s cat out?

They are one and the same country, divided by two governments. You should rather hope that they can reunite, instead of pursuing evil phantasies of war.

I have a rotary dial. It was made as a spare part for an analog telephone.

When I was a kid my family owned a device whose sole purpose was to rewind vhs tapes.

Once I have seen an offer on eBay for a similar device, but for DVD’s.

Yes, really. It was that time, and it was almost serious ;)

Well, yes, I have heard about the who-wants-to-marry-my-daughter method. But I am not sure if it’s ever been done or maybe it’s just a fairy tale.

Marvel was cool until i was around 12 or 13.

Later it was a little eeek.

Nowadays it’s just plain sh*t.

When you walk through, look away from the camera.

Then it wasn’t you!

It is called HP. Therefore yes, it is hostile and tied to the vendor’s ink.

Regarding the network, you could block it from the outside world in your firewall/router.

You will know when you hear the wooden clogs.

but my pessimistic side thinks this might have set a great example for CEOs to always maintain a level of humanity or face unforseen consequences.

To maybe help your pessimistic side:

Even when the murderer gets convicted, that CEO will still remain dead.

Yes, we seem to have forgotten most of the achievements of the 70’s

This was always an issue in Rome.

Most of the Roman emperors followed the tradition of getting murdered by their successor.

There is a strong tradition of feeling against it :)

The very smart criminals don’t leave cartridges behind.

(Not saying that very smart criminals actually exist)

We would give a brief “Oooohh”
and then go on with our lives.

I have heard that Google has never been down for >20 years…

unless she pays $9 billion before execution

What if she pays after execution?

Gaining just a little bit of control over my thoughts about myself